Ah Hell Naw! Bug NOPES

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Soooooo I had some business in the mountains to take care of today and I gotta say…

I saw some strange shyt there.


Mountainous regions got some bugs that look fukking crazy.

Before leaving the Smoky Mountains, I gassed up and saw some shyt that looked like a smaller version of this

It was long as my index finger. Flat to the ground. Couldn’t see any fukking legs so I don’t know how it moved so fast.

Had two body parts. Long flat scaled head and long body lower half divided in sections. Was green and brownish. No antenna. Just fukking weird. And looked furry.
It looked like this ugly fukker

but the coloring is wrong.
(Apparently that creature of the apocalypse is some type of beetle?!)
If anybody sees this motherfukker or can identify it…please let me know so I can learn more.
I’m equal parts disgusted, shook and intensely curious to know WTF it is.

Also, fukk you nature. Especially the Great Smoky Mountains even tho they are gorgeous. I’d need a hazmat suit to go hiking in that region.

Obligatory NOPE. But in this thread we post the weirdest bugs that creep us the fukk out.

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

You starting with this shyt again huh ? No need to check your notifications, the neg is in the mail

Squirrel Negged

• Obreh Winfrey
• Jul 20, 2021
• 1
• negged squirrel

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

Earth dropped some new dlc

 

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You starting with this shyt again huh ? No need to check your notifications, the neg is in the mail

Squirrel Negged

• Obreh Winfrey
• Jul 20, 2021
• 1
• negged squirrel

Dude said NOPE is spelled N-E-G

 

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Earth dropped some new dlc

That shyt looked like a mini version of something from beyond the Mass Effect relay part of the galaxy.

 

[Redwood]

Earth dropped some new dlc

 

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Fukking found it!!!!! Number 37!!!!!
There were some country white bikers around who were even looking at it on some

“Dammit Martha! What the fukk is that thing?!”

Then it started crawling towards my car. I got ghost REAL quick.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Earth dropped some new dlc

Underrated post

 

[Dwolf]

Fukking found it!!!!! Number 37!!!!!
There were some country white bikers around who were even looking at it on some

“Dammit Martha! What the fukk is that thing?!”

Then it started crawling towards my car. I got ghost REAL quick.

Why are there so many versions of this shyt
Nature get on my got damn nerves

 

[Shabazz]

Fukking found it!!!!! Number 37!!!!!
There were some country white bikers around who were even looking at it on some

“Dammit Martha! What the fukk is that thing?!”

Then it started crawling towards my car. I got ghost REAL quick.

Looks like it should live in a cave

 

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Why are there so many versions of this shyt
Nature get on my got damn nerves

RIIIIGGHT!!! This part!

Wasnt one enough?!! Damn!

 

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Looks like it should live in a cave

And STAY there for the rest of its life.

 

[NeilCartwright]

What’s the name of it

 

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What’s the name of it

I’m still trying to Google it. But I’m shook because I don’t wanna manifest that fukker ya know.

I know there’s no logic there but fear is like that. Lol

Edit: Platerodrilus ruficollis - Wikipedia

Weird thing is that it’s supposed to only be in Asia.

 

[KBtheKey]

Why are there so many versions of this shyt
Nature get on my got damn nerves

You thought the Pokemon company was out here playing with y'all? You better get you some animals down for the set before it's too late pimpin