Advaned Coli Science: Tupac In A Business Suit

[BocaRear]

Garther round coli brehs, HOHers and GMBers alike

in this day and age to fukk with these self-obsessed and entitled women you got to be a thug, but also have your shyt together and be 6 figure nikka, thus the archetype of the 2pac in a business suit was created. In order to explain this increasingly apparent phenomenon, Coli scholars have assembled to break down the complexity of the female psyche.

the 2pac in a business suit represents the complex duality that women want in their ideal man.
They have created this unicorn of a man and now we have to deal with unrealistic expectations coming out the mouths of dusty hoes.

These are the hoes talking bout "building empires" and post motivational quotes in their instagrams, the same bytches that got smutted out and ran through by every nikka selling weed in the hood and got stretchmarks on her hips talking bout

'I NEED A MAN THAT CAN HANDLE ME "


Here is a thread dedicated to the myth, the legend and the concept

example:

"Ayy what's good hoe, I'm bout to perform a liver transplant at 5pm, but I got some henny and some black and milds , you tryna get your p*ssy clapped?

"

"So then the executive partner tried telling me that I'm gonna have to stay overtime at the office and I punched that bytch ass old CAC in his jaw and ran them pockets

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"Yo then this bytch ass waiter tried handing me a salad fork to eat my caviar, I had to G-check that lil nikka cause they don't be teaching proper etiquette and shyt

"

post your own hypotheticals, this shyt is fun as hell

 

[Drip Bayless]

 

[The Fire]

 

[BocaRear]

"Yeah I smacked that bytch upside the head, but she deserved it, she was disturbing me whilst I was listening to Chomsky's interpretation of Lenin's adaptation of Marxism to initiate the October Revolution, silly thot

"

 

[Dorian Breh]

This is real tho

"

Sorry babe, gonna have to cancel on dinner we're working late trying to vet this expression of interest from the bankers. I'll probably be out around midnight then I'm meeting my plug if you wanna come over and blow some loud "

 

[Farrinto]

'I NEED A MAN THAT CAN HANDLE ME "

I hate when women say this shyt The fukk are you? A dog?

 

[Guile]

another classic.

 

[wild100sboy]

This is great

 

[Sauce Dab]

"I had to G-Check the tailor when he had his hands all over my pants trying to get my measurements for my new 3 piece suit.

nikkas don't play that shyt in the streets"

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

"Crazy ass meeting today baby, me and the rest of the regional managers met with the CEO to discuss quarterly profit losses and he called me out on some bullshyt. Talking about my numbers have never been worse but didn't mention that my numbers are still better than anyone in the room...shyt, when we all left for a coffee break i noticed his new iphone left behind so i put it in my ass and it was easy cause you know a player like myself keeps his dress pants sagging."

 

[Mad Good Dro]

Hit me up round 8 so we can hit a lick fam,I gotta finish this abstract on endoplasmic reticulum first. .

 

[Kenyan West]

shyt is a pipedream for these extra average females.

 

[Big Daddy]

*Wife checks her voicemail:
"Hey honey. The presidential chief executive industrial economics board meeting is running over a tad bit so I'll be a little late. Plus this n!gga Gerald can't reach his plug again so I'ma take him to cop from mine after work. "

 

[brickfare]

thread's got potential

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

"I had to G-Check the tailor when he had his hands all over my pants trying to get my measurements for my new 3 piece suit.

nikkas don't play that shyt in the streets"

Yoo