valet
The official Chaplain of the Coli
people I've met in real life:
Fat Joe- cool as hell
Cindy Crawford- I thought she was gonna be a bytch, but she was mad nice... she smiled at me and my dikk wiggled a little
Plaxico- kept to himself, I thought he'd be a bigger a$$hole
Tom Brady and Randy Moss- Brady was cool as hell, he was buying all his o-lineman buckets of beer the whole night, they must have gone through like 100... Moss wasn't really an a$$hole, he kinda just kept to himself though
Charlie Villanueva- cool ass dude, probably the most down to earth athlete I've met aside from Zach Thomas
Pat Ewing- nice guy, came through the club I was working at at the time, he was sweating his ass off wearing some loud ass silk Haitian cab driver shirt and ugly polyester slacks
Chauncey Billups- almost beat the fukk out of this dude in the club for trying to take a pic of him and Ben Wallace lmaooooo
D. Wade- used to see him a bunch, he owned a condo at the W when I worked there... mad chill, he eventually started smashing my sexy ass manager on the low
Elton Brand- one of the nicest dudes you'll ever meet
Dennis Rodman- biggest a$$hole of all time
there's more, I just can't think of any others right now
While he was married? Maybe this is where he got the STD from?