Yo when he's ducking his landlord...
"VENTURA!"
"Yes Satan?"
*turns around*
"Oh I'm sorry, you sounded like someone else"
Btw that dude is the wheelchair guy from breaking Bad
Ace Ventura was the first comedy that had me :dead:
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Yo when he's ducking his landlord...
"VENTURA!"
"Yes Satan?"
*turns around*
"Oh I'm sorry, you sounded like someone else"
Btw that dude is the wheelchair guy from breaking Bad
Bruce LeRoy
All Star
S.een this at the dollars movies back in the 5th grade and I remember the whole theater went ape shyt at the "this is the worst case of hemmorhoids I've ever seen." scene.
Super Cheech
I Feel So Westcoast
1 and 2 are classic comedies
MenacingMonk
Tranquilo
Saw it again. Movie still holds up. 
Ace: If I'm not back in 5 minutes.... wait longer.
Ace: Your gun is sticking into my hip.
Gonna watch the second one later.
Ace: If I'm not back in 5 minutes.... wait longer.
Ace: Your gun is sticking into my hip.
Gonna watch the second one later.
MidwestD
Clyde Frog's Shooter
Notorious 1 E.Y.E.
Superstar
i somehow got my moms to take me and my friend to see this movie
i watch this shyt now like LMAOOO i got away with one
i watch this shyt now like LMAOOO i got away with one
Notorious 1 E.Y.E.
Superstar
when Ace sonned Aguado at the police station -
(a roach crawls on the floor)
Aguado:Uh oh.
(stomps on roach)
Aguado:Homicide, Ventura.
Other cops:
Ace:Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case, the killer saw the size of the bug's dikk, and became insanely jealous.
Other cops:
Ace: Then I'd lose 30 pounds...PORKIN' HIS WIFE!!!
Aguado:WHY YOU-- (swings at Ace)
Ace: (dodges Aguado's swing and makes him do a face-plant an inch from the dead roach)
my shyt was when he sonned einhorn and the whole unit at roger podacter's crib
Notorious 1 E.Y.E.
Superstar
i aint know what was going onI know I can't be the only one that didn't realize at first that Jim Carrey gettin a blowjob from that bad chick
at the beginning of the movie.
i just thought his ass swinging around was funny as fukk...... it was levels to that shyt
Notorious 1 E.Y.E.
Superstar
my stupid ass did that shyt trying to reanct that scene.......... shyt fukking hut, i went and just laid downsome where
MidwestD
Clyde Frog's Shooter
Notorious 1 E.Y.E.
Superstar
my ass thought she was having a tough time taking his pants offAce - "People are real friendly around here."
aint even know sucking dikk was a thing back then
MidwestD
Clyde Frog's Shooter
my ass thought she was having a tough time taking his pants off
aint even know sucking dikk was a thing back then
the heart palpitating laugh I got from this aint ordinary bruh
yoo man this bytch got my dikk hard as fukk when I was young that cleavage wasI know I can't be the only one that didn't realize at first that Jim Carrey gettin a blowjob from that bad chick
at the beginning of the movie.
