Ace Ventura was the first comedy that had me :dead:

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:mjlol: when Ace sonned Aguado at the police station -

(a roach crawls on the floor)

Aguado: :mjpls: Uh oh.

(stomps on roach)

Aguado: :troll: Homicide, Ventura. :russ: Now how ya gonna solve that one?

Other cops: :laff::laff::laff:

Ace: :childplease: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case, the killer saw the size of the bug's dikk, and became insanely jealous.

Other cops: :ooh::ooh::ooh:

Ace: Then I'd lose 30 pounds... :steviej: PORKIN' HIS WIFE!!!

Aguado: :birdman: WHY YOU-- (swings at Ace)

Ace: (dodges Aguado's swing and makes him do a face-plant an inch from the dead roach) :youngsabo: Now, kiss and make up.
 

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Classic comedy. Definitely did not get the ending as a kid until years later :dead:
that was me :pachaha:...I remember watching this movie with my siblings and my oldest cousin...my cousin had the :huhldup: face seeing that..and I honestly thought it was hemorrhoids when he turned einhorn around so I laughed..to be innocent back then
 

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i don't have the desire to ever revisit these movies
 

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:mjlol::laff:
 

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i don't have the desire to ever revisit these movies

A lot of them have aged terribly, Ace Ventura especially. Like I watched it a while ago and it's a real piece of shyt, no joke.

My last memory of The Mask is me enjoying it so I'd rather keep it that way.
 
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