According to Buzzfeed..cargo shorts aint the wave no more...

[Food Mane]

yeah but in general, them poofy ass cargos makes skinny dudes look like skeletons and fat/thick dudes into walking balloons

 

[TrebleMan]

Man, trends are all some dumb shyt.

Nobody has learned anything from "Classic Man"?

Wear what you feel comfortable in, chances are you'll pull more females that way as a result. What you feel like will make you feel the best when you go out is what's going to work, period.

People don't know the #1 secret is being yourself and owning it.

This is coming from someone who'll wear a pair of snake skin design joggers one day and some baggy Nike shorts the next. I love every day.

 

[BlackBall]

This article is written by a homo and aimed at homos

 

[rahji]

If some fakkit ASS CAC wanna tell me that cargo shorts is on some lame shyt..........

Then suggests some TIGHT CUT OFF JEAN SHORTS...........

He can have his wine train and his homoerotic fantasies. I'm good on ALL THAT.



80% of my shorts basketball shyts, the other 20 are patterned and go good with tees, polos, dress shirts. FOH

 

[3rdWorld]

We rock sneakers and boots..no way skinny nut hugging shorts match with our footwear..

 

[KingsnBucs1987]

Here is what Buzzfeed recommended you wear instead



Faggofication of america

Naw I'm good. I'll stick with my cargo shorts and t's

fukk where them short shorts that don't go past your knees

 

[Bless't]

I remember summer after summer throughout the late 90s n early 2000s, being sick to ma muhfukking STOMACH seein every single white boy in cargo shorts n flip flops

Then, one summer, nikkas decided to start doin it too

Glad dis shyt starting to go 'out of style' for nikkas. Give dem white boys back dey swag ol lame ass nikkas

This. I rocked cargo shorts in the god damn mid nineties. No flip flops though.

I feel like a kid if I wear cargos now. Nah, I'm good.

 

[Sauce Dab]

Shorts in general are

You're a man. Men should wear pants.

 

[KingsnBucs1987]

why do dusty nikkas think there's no inbetween in clothing? it's either cargo shorts, some baggy jean shorts, or tight short shorts
cargo shorts are disgusting for any race, over the age of 13, and anyone who is even moderately into fashion who doesn't want to somehow look like a world of warcraft playing cac and the average high socks/jordan wearing hypebeast all in one

get a proper pair of chinos and get on with your day

Spoiler

Those ain't bad, I could rock some chino's like that, long ass that shyt goes past my knees a lil bit. My legs are thick as fukk so fitted shyt is tough to find

 

[Clayton Endicott]

fukking a fakkit hipster named pablo..of course all his suggestions are



fukk I look like rocking shorts that show my kneecaps?

This ain't 1986...we don't do that shyt anymore .

Yep. I knew some fakkit hipster was behind that fukkery. Then watch, next year hipsters will be rocking that shyt "ironically".

 

[wickedsm]

First it was skinny jeans

Then they was cutting the skinny jeans into shorts


Now these little men's daisy dukes



I can't take it any more

 

[Originalgangsta317]

Shorts in general are

You're a man. Men should wear pants.

I agree,but what about when it's summer and 95 degrees out?

You still wearing pants?

 

[Clayton Endicott]

That fakkit even said cut off jean shorts for men are better

 

[UserNameless]

Only wear hoop shorts. Cargos been

 

[Konnan]

fukk I look like letting some goofy dress hat wearing hipster tell me how to dress