Here is what Buzzfeed recommended you wear instead
Faggofication of america
god we really need to protect our young boys from this AGENDA which is all over the internet and pop culture....
fukking sodamites are destorying masculinity in every aspect in our society
i feel any man over the age of 35 should feel comfortable rocking CARGO SHORTS...i still rock em...got plenty of em
even the Bootleg POLO joints from the flea market
its comfortable ...makes me feel secure as a man and most importantly i can hold alot of stuff in the pockets like my wallet...smart phone..flip phone...ratchet knife...my Tums antiacid tablets..my unused lifestyle rubber....bottle of hot sauce....roll on cologne bottle of creed....half pint of paul masson and my .22 pistol
thats right...CARGO PANTS the offical apparell of the FLABBY N SICK MOVEMENT