bathing is a whole nother animal. and that makes sense. having 2 sons, there was a limit on shyt I'd do after a while.
never forget coming off the road from travelling for work one weekend and my wife and mother in law were confused that
I told my oldest at the time not to wipe off the tip off his shyt after he took a piss. I was like WTF, we don't do that. We shake that shyt and keep it moving. Teach him to put the seat up, and that's it. They really thought we wiped off our dikks after peeing and were telling him to do that.