Okay, let's clarify some things here:
#1 I'm not rooting for the Lakers
#2 I'm gonna laugh if you miss the playoffs this year
#3 I've been a resident of L.A. [generally] for over 20 years. My morning run literally used to circle the Forum. I've had to follow this damn team intimately for decades. If ya'all hadn't been a dumpster fire not even worth commenting on for the four years I've been here, I'd have chimed in a lot more often already. LeBron joining in addition to ya'all finally being relevant just made me jump in the pool that much deeper.
#4 I'm still entertaining, as seen from the responses I get. And I always turn out to be right in the end, which will piss you off.
#5 I'm a Portland fan, now and always, and you will always be the enemy.