6 Figures 6 Certs Random Thoughts Thread

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This has been @Obreh Winfrey for years



Raise your hand (dap) if you've been Squidward for at least 5 years.

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Im actually looking forward to it. It's time for a change in routine. I havent been in an office since March 2020.
I said that for that year and a half I went back into the office. Man being around all those fake ass white folks changed that shyt so quick for me. I've always had that energy where if you know I don't like you and I know you don't like me no need to fake that shyt. But since I had power had all these fake fukks all in my face kissing my ass smh. Couldn't wait to get the fukk back to working from home.
 

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:mjlol: Anybody got this threatening email yet?


I know that calling ****** or visiting ********* would be a convenient way to talk to
you in case you don't cooperate. Don't try to escape from this. You've no idea what I'm capable of in *******.
It's important you pay attention to this message right now. Take a moment to chill, breathe, and analyze it
thoroughly. We're talking about something serious here, and I don't play games. You don't know anything
about me whereas I know ALOT about you and you must be wondering how, correct?

Well, you've been treading on thin ice with your browsing habits, clicking through those girlie videos and
venturing into the darker corners of cyberspace. I placed a Malware on a porn website & you visited it to
watch(if you know what I mean). When you were busy watching those videos, your device started working as
a RDP (Remote Protocol) which allowed me total accessibility to your smartphone. I can look at everything on
your screen, switch on your camera and mic, and you wouldn't have a clue. Oh, and I've got access to all your
emails, contacts, and social media accounts too.

Been keeping tabs on your pathetic existence for a while now. It is just your bad luck that I got to know about
your blunder. I put in more days than I should've digging into your life. Extracted quite a bit of juicy info from
your system. and I've seen it all. Yeah, Yeah, I've got footage of you doing filthy things in your room (nice
setup, by the way). I then developed videos and screenshots where on one side of the screen, there's the
videos you had been enjoying, and on the other half, it is your vacant face. With simply a click, I can send this
video to every single of your contacts.

I see you are getting anxious, but let's get real. Honestly, I want to wipe the slate clean, and let you get on with
your daily life and wipe your slate clean. I am about to give you two alternatives.
Alternative one is to turn a deaf ear my email. You should know what is going to happen if you pick this
option. Your video will get sent to all your contacts. The video was lit, and I can't even fathom the
embarrasement you'll endure when your colleagues, friends, and fam watch it. But hey, that's life, ain't it? Don't
be playing the victim here.

Option 2 is to pay me, and be confidential about it. We will name it my “confidentiality charges”. Now Lets
discuss what will happen if you choose this way out. Your dirty secret will remain private. I'll wipe everything
clean once you come through with the payment. You'll transfer the payment by Bitcoin only. I want you to
know I'm aiming for a win-win here. I am a man of my words.
Amount to be sent: USD 1950
BITCOIN ADDRESS IS: bc1qn6yg6rdjuu0p8lyllz7425697a75g97gyez86s

Let me tell ya, it's peanuts for your peace.
Important: You have one day in order to sort this out and I will only accept Bitcoins (I've a unique pixel within
this mail, and right now I know that you have read through this mail). My system will catch that Bitcoin
payment and wipe out all the dirt I got on you. Don't even think about replying to this or negotiating, it's
pointless. The email and wallet are custom-made for you, untraceable. If I catch that you've shared or
discussed this email with anyone else, your video will instantly start getting sent to your contacts. And don't
even think about turning off your phone or resetting it to factory settings. It's pointless. I don't make mistakes,
*******.
Honestly, those online tips about covering your camera aren't as useless as they seem. I am waiting for my
payment..


:unimpressed:Lucky anybody who knows basic tech wouldn't fall for this bullshyt. This is like the 4th time, once every other week this nonsense comes through. shyt is getting boring now lol.
 

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Part of what sucks about my job is that I don’t get American holidays off because the company is Australian.
 
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