500 million dollars but you can never socialize with another person for the rest of your life.

Claudex

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You taln'bout 500 million...
That's money that I need to constantly consult with personal lawyers and accountants if I wanna keep that shyt. :patrice:
If it was billions, that'd be something else...but millions? Those can be gone in 5-10 years, especially if all I can do to distract myself is spend it. :why:
 

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Forced solitude with a side of massive wealth... :wow:

This has been a fantasy of mine since I saw that episode of Twilight Zone where dude woke up and he was the only one left on the planet :noah:.

You just threw half a billion on top to sweeten the pot but I would've done it for free :laugh:.
 

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Nah...

Half of the fun of having that type of money is blessing people like Shaq does.
Tip a waitress 10k.
Pay for everyone in line at Walmart.
Send a poor kid to college.
Buy a whip for some person who walks to work 5 miles a day.
 

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People lost their minds dealing with the lockdown. The depression and isolation would result in suicide.
 

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You can have sex. But you can't interact with said sex partner beyond that.

No conversation. No "How are you?" No "hello there". No "Check out my new Lamborghini"

You can't respond to people wanting to socialize with you.

No family. No loved ones. No friends.

Nobody to share your riches with.

Just you. And your 500 million. Alone.
So be this mofo huh?

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This question doesn't make much sense. If I had 500 million I'd be making a lot of financial and business moves. How am I gonna make those moves if I can't talk to people?
 
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yep, like, if I didn't "interact" with anybody in my life, I would have enough money to not want for anything anyway, so this is the unlikeliest and most ridiculous one of these that I have ever read.

Imagine being able to do any and everything you've ever wanted and you can't talk to anyone, or share it with anyone. It would be completely meaningless.
 

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thats stupid, so im supposed to walk into a dealership throw money down, and drive away without saying shyt to the agent?

im supposed to go to a bank walk into the vault to collect my withdrawl?
 
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