$50,000 cash or $500,000 in pennies

Which one you choosing


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Umoja

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:mjtf:

Are people legitimately stupid? Providing the pennies are stored in a secure location, you make an arrangement with your bank to collect and deposit.
 

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if this is what it really looks like i wouldn’t even bother trying to cash all of it out. Just leave it in a windowless shed like that in my back yard and when it’s time to buy groceries just scoop out 2 pitchers worth and dump it in the coinstar.

the receipt pops out and then pay for your shyt with the receipt. A couple of pitchers of pennies has to be like $30 at least and the machine will gobble that up in seconds.

the money is already yours so there’s no rush to cash it out unless you are in a shytty living situation.
It is kinda like a bank if you think about it.

Big and inconvenient enough for anyone not to completely steal all of it at one time - yet also convenient for smaller purchases
 

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I'm legit SHOCKED adults are choosing 50K over 500K because the larger amount is in coins.
 
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This is the hack.

Would be easy as hell to find some hard-up dude to just dump pennies in a machine for you for $100 a day, he'd have you taken care of in no time.
Right u gonna get finnesed ... he’s gonna do all the work just to give u the money he taking a bigger cut
 

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It depends how they are delivered if the choice is 50k cash or 500k pennies and a truck just dumps it infront of your door :patrice:
 

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Right u gonna get finnesed ... he’s gonna do all the work just to give u the money he taking a bigger cut
If I was guaranteed to be getting $500,000 in pennies then how he gonna finesse me? Both of us know what the total is, he's gonna have to deliver.

Plus I wouldn't get some crackhead to do it, you have to know your brothers on the streets and be able to choose the honest ones for this kind of work. I know exactly who I'd have do it, a single father I know who worked part-time as a janitor and had to collect bottles and cans to make ends meet. Real stand-up brother who was just uneducated, trying to make a life for his son, always did above and beyond what he was asked. I would even feel good about giving him a big cut for the work because he deserved it.

If you really don't trust anyone like that then just find an immigrant looking for work to do it, those fellas work hard as fukk and are scared like nothing else of being reported so they honest as hell. But if you want you should be able to find a Black brother you know who will do it honest as well.
 
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