[4/8/24] 100% Story Completion Monday Night Raw Thread

[Vice Queen]

 

[CBoz]

wouldn't they be slapping yeet

slapping yeet definitely a phrase i never though i'd use

Well 2 are meaty one is yeety and the other is flippy

 

[Novembruh]

If they’re gonna keep putting Bronson Reed on TV can they make him somewhat interesting.

there was this point where they had him being a scummy b*stard in some too-small suits that seemed like it had legs but it disappeared out of nowhere because... ya know... Vince.

Mans need some character, he can't get by just being big. Not when Ivar outchea doing Jumbo Flippy shyt and Otis is the 3rd most important man in a 3-man team with 2x the natural charisma Reed has

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

DDP somewhere proud.

Didn’t wrapping his ribs just become his gimmick? I feel like he wore that shyt until WCW was over

I need someone to bring the concept of the SELF HI FIVE back

 

[Rollie Forbes]

Some people smoke cigarettes, Bronson Reed smokes turkeys.

 

[Easy-E]

sub-2 minutes is my call

overshot it by like... 80 seconds....

she not but cook

no
but I initially called it at sub-120 seconds, and they ain't even go a minute, so I accepted my own overestimation

I've listened to her in interviews.
She ain't even at Bianca-in-NXT levels.

You want her pushed like a star? Her talking for herself in extended WWE promos won't do that. Better they bring her alone like they did Roman in The Shield and limit her talking to powerful punctuation statements. Or she's going to have a Kalisto 'lucha things' promo long before she has an 'Austin 3:16' moment.

Imma +rep because I ain't got the balls to say what I want to say.

Good thing "sports entertainment" ain't dead like ya'll claim.

They have a template for the Ultimate Warrior, right there for HHH to follow for Jade.








But, Paul is feeling himself and gonna have Jade burying all the women to keep her on TV, overexposing her.

 

[Lord Bison]

What wrestlers y'all think browse The Coli? I could see New Day or the Usos.

LA Knight strikes me as a cac that would be on the coli. Welcome breh!

 

[CodeKansas]

Big b*stard need to come up with a dance or something

He had a short Irish Whip into a Power Slam that he doesn't do anymore, and whoever told him to stop needs to be publicly stoned.

 

[CBoz]

we don't question Samantha around here

whatever stipulation she says is what it is i ain't gon say it again

I wasn't questioning her I was telling Cole and the board. Are you even watching this?

 

[djthegreat88]

Reed need some new ring attire

 

[Ripp]

She definitely needs her get back before the draft. I can get behind hardcore liv

 

[Green Ranger]

Thank you, Rock & Cody, for that long 45-minute promo to start the show it really made the rest of the show really fly by

 

[Novembruh]

this exact match in Lucha Underground could have been given the whole goddamned show and I wouldn't have even walked away to piss.

As it is though... I'll be back, it's smoke time

 

[Him]

DDP somewhere proud.

Didn’t wrapping his ribs just become his gimmick? I feel like he wore that shyt until WCW was over

I remember when Cesaro was the first to wear that tape and it pretty much was his gimmick

 

[The Rainmaker]

crowd shytted on Rock like he was Cody at the end of his AEW run

The Rock says The Rock don't wanna leave but The Rock gotta go right now

but before The Rock leaves let The Rock get like Mobb Deep right quick and ask you Cody one question.......where ya heart at?

That's just the cliffnotes lol. It's worse when you actually watch it. It ends with Rock giving Cody a special gift that he hides from the camera... and then Cody slips inlt in his pocket and starts crying.... real weirdo shyt

Ok, now I have to see that shyt. Or at least the condensed version on Youtube.