29yr old Breh arrested for finessing government for $1.6 million, buying hoes and Lambos

Xyrax

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Dumbass getting Fed time now :huhldup:



He wont be the only one. A lot of people were stupid and """""finessed""""" those checks, both PPP and the $1200 and $500 ones for children thinking they were going to get over.

That shyt was a honey trap for dumbasses. The next 10 years gonna be littered with person after person getting assfukked by the government when they bring that case. nikkas forget that the only thing theres no statute of limitations on is shyt like taxes and federal money fraud. They can pin you for shyt no matter HOW long ago it was. There is never an immunity date.
 

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Bad ass kids grow up to be bad ass “adults”.

nikka took a loan out to floss and acquire even more debt instead when he could of used it to make mire money and pay the loan off. Dumbass.
 

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So all dem cacs can eat and take advantage of the system but they come down on this breh

Breh was an idiot flossing that quickly though.

Should have invested the money in legitimate businesses like a laundromat etc etc
I predict the white people who are going to eat off this are the ones with legitimate businesses.

There are two ways the ones with legitimate businesses will eat off this:

Those with legitimate businesses will pocket their revenue and use the PPP to cover payroll and other costs as intended. It's what the program was designed for basically. Especially for the recipients that weren't really hurting like that, they will eat well.

Then there are those with legitimate businesses who either cooked the books or fabricated documents for loan application and will do the same for their forgiveness application.
 

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What if he would have flipped that 1.6 to 3.2 and then been like..."oh my bad :hubie:. I'll pay it back" and kept the profit?
It dont work like that breh.

:mjlol:

You cant just make up multiple fake businesses with the intention of defrauding millions from the FEDs, then act like it was a simple mistake when you get caught.

They'd take the money back with interest and still hit you with multiple felonies.

:stopitslime:

Atleast he would have had something put away for when he gets out.
 

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Think of all the people youve known that claim kids on their taxes that aint theres...
...I dont know one person that ever had to give that money back.
I know countless people that have gotten in trouble for claiming other people's kids.

If you have no relation with the child and cant get the custodial parent to agree that you took care of the child, then dont claim that child.
 

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I know countless people that have gotten in trouble for claiming other people's kids.

If you have no relation with the child and cant get the custodial parent to agree that you took care of the child, then dont claim that child.
:mjlol: oh them folks are just dumb....you supposed to have that story worked out.

Folks that got caught up like ol boy from the story in the OP probably just applied for EIN and made up financial numbers on the application...
...thats just asking to get caught.
 

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Wasn't some nikka on here talking about finessing the PPP a few months ago :mjlol:

Good luck with that bro, I'm sure the IRS are gonna cut you a break :russ:
He's out here in Virginia talking bout "everybody's doing it." "Let me put y'all on." "They not looking for small time folks like us." "They can't catch everybody."
And all that. He wasn't backing down... meanwhile at the department of justice...

Federal and State Officials Launch Virginia Coronavirus Fraud Task Force
Federal and State Officials Launch Virginia Coronavirus Fraud Task Force
"In response to the increased threat of fraud presented by the coronavirus, federal and Virginia state law enforcement leaders announced today the formation of the Virginia Coronavirus Fraud Task Force.

The Virginia Coronavirus Fraud Task Force is a joint federal and state partnership that will be led by Assistant United States Attorneys from both the Eastern and Western Districts of Virginia, in partnership with experienced fraud investigators from the FBI and the Virginia State Police. The mission of the task force is to identify, investigate, and prosecute fraud related to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic in Virginia."

:mjtf:

I hope breh don't get caught up.
 
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