21 Oblivious Men That Are Now Single For A Reason
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Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
I don't like strawberry, bytch! Don't you get it...Jeez
I'm 
"These gloves are DESIGNED to warm your hands up!."
"These gloves are DESIGNED to warm your hands up!."
HookersandIceCream
#TeamOrange
#HOH is 24/7 
Even if it means not getting any p*ssy
Even if it means not getting any p*ssy
number 2 actually happened to me
but instead of through ice at her I just sat on her bed waited for her to finish than I took her home.
Same girl a week later invites me to her house to watch a movie.
I sat there and watched it from beginning to end....
and that was It. I left.
She stopped talking to me after that and everytime I see her she looks at me like
but instead of through ice at her I just sat on her bed waited for her to finish than I took her home.
Same girl a week later invites me to her house to watch a movie.
I sat there and watched it from beginning to end....
and that was It. I left.
She stopped talking to me after that and everytime I see her she looks at me like
This is why women need to talk in plain English. We do not understand hints.
Lmfao that don't even work, check #19. She said it plain as day.
I dont know about yall nikkaz but dragonball z had top priority in a youngs nikkas life, broad wasnt worth shyt if she couldn't respect that
And the bish was a pawg who looked almost exactly like the girl from twilight.number 2 actually happened to me
but instead of through ice at her I just sat on her bed waited for her to finish than I took her home.
Same girl a week later invites me to her house to watch a movie.
I sat there and watched it from beginning to end....
and that was It. I left.
She stopped talking to me after that and everytime I see her she looks at me like
The Dragonball Z one is like the breh in this thread:
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/ever-been-oblivious-to-a-chicks-advances.105838/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/ever-been-oblivious-to-a-chicks-advances.105838/
I'll make it a quick story.
There was this one big-tittied Jewish chick I used to run with. She had an ok face but her body was like an 8. I don't know why but I friendzoned her. At any rate I ran into her on campus one day. She ran up on me, gave me a hug and lemme know that she'd been thinking about me lately and wanted to know if I wanted to head back to her room between classes. I literally said, "Nah another time I gotta get home by 3 to watch Babylon 5." and dipped w/o even saying goodbye.
Non Sequitur
Creep.
If you're like me and you're constantly thinking about fukking, these things won't happen to you. 
Sheeeeiiiitttt, back then catching Goku giving the beats to Perfect Cell or Maaijin-Buu is more important than some thot wanting you to roam around and come into her demonic household.
I would've told her hit me up after Toonami over or she could scram
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I would've told her hit me up after Toonami over or she could scram
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19....