2024 U.S. Presidential Election Thread: Donald Trump wins & will return to the White House; GOP wins U.S. Senate & U.S. House

[Piff Perkins]

Vance has already tweeted the "confirmation" claiming it's cats. Utterly insane.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

In the span of 48 hours. Dems gained an army of Swifties and Haitians... Because of Republicans lies.

My people didn't fukk with Hillary because of what she did in Haiit, they voted Trump.

My people don't fukk with Trump because of what Trump and Vance are doing in Springfield, they vote Kamala.

Frankly, I wish they didn't vote Trump, but I'm glad they have some idea of how to use their vote properly.

 

[Hood Critic]

 

[hashmander]

damn his arms look weird as shyt on that whale ass body.

 

[hashmander]

"I'm not a racist," she said, adding that her daughter is half Black and she herself is mixed race and a member of the LGBTQ+ community. "

hillarious.

 

[wire28]

Keith had time today




I'm seeing a lot of other Dem Muslim American electeds starting to go after the Green Party.

Insert let them fight gif

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

damn his arms look weird as shyt on that whale ass body.

It's an altered pic I'm sure. Joke being CNN is using a pic from dudes account who's a famous troll who the right always think is Liam Nesson the actor. Lol

 

[FAH1223]

Outlier




No surprise here

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

"I don't know about any threats."

Spoiler

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Deranged.




And trump looks like a child next to this dude.

 

[Spidey Man]

"I don't know about any threats."

Spoiler

Hmmm. Trump spews verbal diarrhea about a specific location, and magically domestic terrorists appear. Where have I seen this before?

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Spoiler: thread continued

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1/7
Harris should go to Florida and have a rally in little Haiti.

Specifically invite Haitian Americans (350 k voters) and Venezuelan Americans(380k)

Have leaders of those communities speak.

Talk dictators.

Could turn the whole thing and give DebbieMucarsel-Powell the win.

2/7
After a visit to Springfield, Ohio of course. That community is in pain right now.

Trump and Vance are engaging in stochastic terrorism.

It’s immoral.

It’s dangerous.

And it is more of the very “old playbook” used by dictators throughout history.

3/7
I want everyone to know that Harris camp is doing a perfect job and doesn’t need my input.

Presidential politics has been my hyperfixation for 30 years.

Harris Walz will do what is exactly right for Haitian Americans and Haiti.

Vote! Phone bank! Text bank! Doors! Vote!

4/7
Exactly. I imagine there is so behind the scenes support going in as we speak. Her press sec is Haitian!

5/7
Yes, these communities need to hear directly for the president. Great Work is being done on this front.

6/7
Apparently you haven’t seen the villages today. Or the polls.

7/7
It’s a 2 point range. Florida, my home state is tired of the chaos, hate and corruption of DeSantis, Scott and Trump. Harris stands for the rule of law. Trump is a felon and breaks laws every day.


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If Harris campaigns in the pork n beans

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Trump lookin like

 

[the cac mamba]

why is trump wearing blackface

 

[Jx2]

Donny Fatback