2015 is almost over...how many chicks did you smash? (Edit: 80% of Coli gets no puzzy)

Neuromancer

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A Villa Straylight.
I'm not catching bodies at all. It's been years.

I have no game and I'm generally unattractive. People tell me I look like Ja Rule. What women find that nikka attractive?
I don't earn enough money, or have enough personality , to overcome by physical deficiencies.
The only women who've called me attractive were crackhead's and saleswomen. In other words they were trying to get some money up out outta me and were buttering me up.

One time I asked a woman for her phone number she told me she didn't have a phone...while she was texting someone right in front of me!!!

When I was 19 and I got back from basic training I was 156 pounds of muscle but that was the skinniest I'd ever been. Had someone tell me I looked like a drowned rat. What type of shyt is that!? Said I looked like Splinter from Ninja Turtles and shyt. Asked me where Leonardo was. Now me personally, I don't believe a mother should be saying shyt like that to her son. Then she gonna call me sensitive when I call her out on it.

How many coli brethren had their own momma's call em ugly?

I think I might need a therapist. For real for real.
Black people and Mental health.
 

Tenchi Ryu

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It was a lonely and cold 2015

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The money was kinda decent tho

:ehh:

More important matters breh.

Had a aunt die, some actual flow of income started, and even started on my well being and getting into shape.



At only 24, p*ssy ain't going nowhere. I'll get to it.
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Plus I don't fukk around, so getting p*ssy means actually starting relationships, and I'm most definitely on break from relationships.
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A nikka stayed on the virtuous path….now 30…prolly dun found my wife..and no unwanted STDs or kids

:ahh:

Some folks were down bad over the years due to letting their dikk/p*ssy make their life choices…god speed

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@TheLostOnes a life of monkitry did us wonders

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TheLostOnes

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A nikka stayed on the virtuous path….now 30…prolly dun found my wife..and no unwanted STDs or kids

:ahh:

Some folks were down bad over the years due to letting their dikk/p*ssy make their life choices…god speed

:wow:

@TheLostOnes a life of monkitry did us wonders

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No lying brothers, it's good having a woman that is genuinely honest and communicates, treats me the same way I treat her. And even enjoys playing games and watching them.

Look at us now






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Smashius Clay

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I was 2 points on one attempt from the field in the first half, but caught fire in the 4th quarter. Finished the game w/ 22 points on ELEVEN attempts. Not my best game, but damn sure ain't my worse.
 

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A nikka stayed on the virtuous path….now 30…prolly dun found my wife..and no unwanted STDs or kids

:ahh:

Some folks were down bad over the years due to letting their dikk/p*ssy make their life choices…god speed

:wow:

@TheLostOnes a life of monkitry did us wonders

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I know a few cats down bad because they wanted to fukk every woman they came across, and they're paying the price literally
 
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