2015 is almost over...how many chicks did you smash? (Edit: 80% of Coli gets no puzzy)

[JQ Legend]

this year i believe I'm at 5-7...lemme see

Anna
Lindsey
Laura (mighta been last year)
Mariam
Klay
Ameera

 

[MillionMills]

this nikka smashed a girl named Mariam

You know what steez he's on

 

[EndDomination]

In retrospect, long distance relationships are WOAT.

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

only 3 bodies this year, i get no ass smh

 

[YamakaSmacker]

Are we counting non consensual as well?

 

[eifmp]

I'm not catching bodies at all. It's been years.

I have no game and I'm generally unattractive. People tell me I look like Ja Rule. What women find that nikka attractive?
I don't earn enough money, or have enough personality , to overcome by physical deficiencies.
The only women who've called me attractive were crackhead's and saleswomen. In other words they were trying to get some money up out outta me and were buttering me up.

One time I asked a woman for her phone number she told me she didn't have a phone...while she was texting someone right in front of me!!!

When I was 19 and I got back from basic training I was 156 pounds of muscle but that was the skinniest I'd ever been. Had someone tell me I looked like a drowned rat. What type of shyt is that!? Said I looked like Splinter from Ninja Turtles and shyt. Asked me where Leonardo was. Now me personally, I don't believe a mother should be saying shyt like that to her son. Then she gonna call me sensitive when I call her out on it.

How many coli brethren had their own momma's call em ugly?

I think I might need a therapist. For real for real.

 

[Ohene]

this nikka smashed a girl named Mariam

You know what steez he's on

lol you guys are idiots. that girl was a somali chick born in saudi arabia.
Mariam is a name is very common among arabs. It's basically the muslim version of Mary
Yall must not fukk anything other than american bytches


tht list up there featured an Eritrean, Danish-Canadian, Australian, Somali,Jamaican and Guyanese chick. Step yall game up

 

[Dreamzeedream]

She dont show me love like she show other nikkas love

 

[Afro]

Are we counting non consensual as well?

 

[HabitualChiller]

I'm not catching bodies at all. It's been years.

I have no game and I'm generally unattractive. People tell me I look like Ja Rule. What women find that nikka attractive?
I don't earn enough money, or have enough personality , to overcome by physical deficiencies.
The only women who've called me attractive were crackhead's and saleswomen. In other words they were trying to get some money up out outta me and were buttering me up.

One time I asked a woman for her phone number she told me she didn't have a phone...while she was texting someone right in front of me!!!

When I was 19 and I got back from basic training I was 156 pounds of muscle but that was the skinniest I'd ever been. Had someone tell me I looked like a drowned rat. What type of shyt is that!? Said I looked like Splinter from Ninja Turtles and shyt. Asked me where Leonardo was. Now me personally, I don't believe a mother should be saying shyt like that to her son. Then she gonna call me sensitive when I call her out on it.

How many coli brethren had their own momma's call em ugly?

I think I might need a therapist. For real for real.

Gasp

• HabitualChiller
• Mar 31, 2017

 

[Genos]

I got 4

 

[A1aaa]

havent even been prioritizing the chase this yr due to work, yet im at 5...

 

[Afro]

I'm not catching bodies at all. It's been years.

I have no game and I'm generally unattractive. People tell me I look like Ja Rule. What women find that nikka attractive?
I don't earn enough money, or have enough personality , to overcome by physical deficiencies.
The only women who've called me attractive were crackhead's and saleswomen. In other words they were trying to get some money up out outta me and were buttering me up.

One time I asked a woman for her phone number she told me she didn't have a phone...while she was texting someone right in front of me!!!

When I was 19 and I got back from basic training I was 156 pounds of muscle but that was the skinniest I'd ever been. Had someone tell me I looked like a drowned rat. What type of shyt is that!? Said I looked like Splinter from Ninja Turtles and shyt. Asked me where Leonardo was. Now me personally, I don't believe a mother should be saying shyt like that to her son. Then she gonna call me sensitive when I call her out on it.

How many coli brethren had their own momma's call em ugly?

I think I might need a therapist. For real for real.

Imma keep it 100% and say yea I would see a therapist. What YOU see is how other perceive you. I think I'm ugly but I've been told nah so I dunno.

When you only focus on women who find you attractive its a more positive experience.

And no your moms saying that shyt to you deserves a slap to the face. fukk that noise, she was mad you were 156lbs of muscle

The therapist I saw gave me tools that I still use till this day. You can also solve some other shyt that could be eating at you.

Don't let this shyt ruin your life where you could be doing much better if you just spoke to someone and solved your issues.

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

 

[Carlton Banks]

I do not "smash" women. I treat them lovingly and affectionately like the superior, beautiful creatures they are.

If OP was a REAL MAN the title of this thread would be - how many women's bills did you pay this year.

I just read this shyt in @JQLegend's sig