$1M in ya hand or dinner with Jay-Z

[Kingshango]

Closing off 2019 with the lamest question of the year.

 

[Foxmulder]

I don’t know what’s dumber this question or the clowns saying they would take the dinner.

 

[BaRRyG]

Dinner with Jay or Lunch (pause) because I know he can give me some game that will get me my own millions over time. In fact most of yall who chose the million would waste it all away and be back to where you started but dinner with Jay is invaluable.

Naaaa my guy .. Wtf can hov tell a grown ass nikka?

I'll take the money


Most people would rather dinner with Nas anyway

Soon as a nikka sit down Hov's first words will be "you should have taken the money"

 

[pimpineasy]

That nikka gone be like, "shaddup, I'm eating

Order the fish. I heard it's really good

 

[OnlyInCalifornia]

Damn this website fell the fukk off.

Happy 2020 Brehs

 

[Tasha And]

$50k in cash or a 30 minute pitch meeting with QueensBridge Venture Partners to pitch your business idea?

 

[Homer Simpson]

So basically its either picking 1 million bucks or be on some somewhat homo shyt


I'd rather take the money while listening to Ether on the way to the bank

 

[GOAT]

Take a dinner with a dude who wouldn't give a fukk if you got in a car crash and died on the way home over a guaranteed milli. Celebrity worship is an affliction

 

[Taadow]

Beyoncé eat dinner with Jay every night, and I'm still not convinced she ain't some kinda autistic

 

[Homer Simpson]

Gimme the cash. That nikka either gonna tell me to sell dope or invest in art

 

[ThaRealness]

Dinner with Jay or Lunch (pause) because I know he can give me some game that will get me my own millions over time. In fact most of yall who chose the million would waste it all away and be back to where you started but dinner with Jay is invaluable.

Yall really think game is that valuable? Like success is scripted rather then achieved through hardwork, brilliance and patience.

Hell tell you the same generic things that any successful billionaire will. Save yourself the drive and watch Tai Lopez on youtube

 

[TheGodling]

Taking the dinner is a Catch-22 type situation. The only thing Hov could teach you is how to become a dikkriding fakkit who loves the attention. But the only person who would choose a dinner with Hov over a million dollars is a dikkriding fakkit looking for attention, so there's nothing you would have to be taught.

 

[Starboy52]

Jay wouldn’t see me unless I could talk about Billions, so I’ll take my million and work my way up til we’re in the same circles.

 

[ThaRealness]

Taking the dinner is a Catch-22 type situation. The only thing Hov could teach you is how to become a dikkriding fakkit who loves the attention. But the only person who would choose a dinner with Hov over a million dollars is a dikkriding fakkit looking for attention, so there's nothing you would have to be taught.

I dont agree but this shyt here had me

 

[Smokin Rider]

We had this exact thread on here before but my answer is the same. 1 milli, Jay-Z would call you and idiot otherwise and he ain't gonna teach you anything worthwhile in the midst of a dinner.