15 things that bothered us about THE DARK KNIGHT RISES.

[Return of the Jedi]

Where the fukk is everybody getting these "did not read" GIFs?

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

I saw this movie today and man was I disappointed

So many "just in time" moments in this movie...

So many...of them.

Simple killing of Bane

Batman not dying at the end

All of these little convenient saves/thoughtful moves in this movie...

I so hate the females in most if not all, action movies. Yeah, that skinny p*ssy on a stick can disarm and disable MULTIPLE muscular ass dudes...fukk outta here scraaaaaaaaaaap!

2 >> 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3

And yes, the fact Bruce completely healed his back or wasn't in any slight pain HAViNG TO CLIMB AT LEAST 100 FEET OF WALL????

And failing twice and not killing himself????????? Not even breaking his back again????

God...this was the only movie I was looking forward to

Oh yeah and the atom bomb how strong was it and how far out did he go??

No radiation poisoning? No adverse effects from the bomb going off???

@ this entire post

 

[Anbesa]

 

[lamont614]

Most of the Hand-To-Hand Combat Is Terrible – Do you remember how in those old Asian martial arts movies, a group of baddies would attack the protagonist one at a time?**Do you remember how unintentionally comical that looked? That’s how I feel whenever Batman fights*anyone*in this film (exception: his fights with Bane, which I thought were appropriately raw and intense). For the most part,*all the bad guys have guns and none of them use them. Each one just waits there turn to get their ass-kicked by Batman. Now I know why Nolan shoots all the action up-close and nearly indecipherable: because if you had a wide angle shot, seeing armed thugs stand idly by would look absolutely ridiculous.



Truth.com

 

[Real]

Most of the Hand-To-Hand Combat Is Terrible – Do you remember how in those old Asian martial arts movies, a group of baddies would attack the protagonist one at a time?**Do you remember how unintentionally comical that looked? That’s how I feel whenever Batman fights*anyone*in this film (exception: his fights with Bane, which I thought were appropriately raw and intense). For the most part,*all the bad guys have guns and none of them use them. Each one just waits there turn to get their ass-kicked by Batman. Now I know why Nolan shoots all the action up-close and nearly indecipherable: because if you had a wide angle shot, seeing armed thugs stand idly by would look absolutely ridiculous.



Truth.com

Welcome t
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[The Frozen One]

I read the first two reasons and stopped.

People are finding any reason to hate on this movie.

Seriously keep it moving and wait for the extended edition on blue ray. You know you gonna cop it

 

[Soundwave]

I believe that article is overlooking one critical element:

 

[Allah]

even if you loved the movie you have to admit bane died on some bullshyt

 

[The Frozen One]

even if you loved the movie you have to admit bane died on some bullshyt

@ your username. Have some respect bytch.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Damn, after all those gifs I actually feel bad for reading it.

 

[Allah]

@ your username. Have some respect bytch.

the fukk you know about respect breh

 

[Finelli]

I read it and I haven't got a chance to watch the movie yet. I'm so weak...

 

[jericho]

 

[Real]

even if you loved the movie you have to admit bane died on some bullshyt

He got murked by the goat catwoman

 

[Real]

kkkk