[10/14] Impact Wrestling: Bound For Glory Thread

[Hey_zeus]

Where's crazy steve?

 

[Tanahashi Coates]

THIS IS 100 TIMES BETTER THAN BRAY/ORTON

 

[jackswstd]

With all the money at their disposal the E could never do shyt like this for The Wyatt's and did a piss poor job at Final Deletion

 

[CM_Burns]

It was a little corny at times, but I lvoe that they do more than "brohter we're gonna see who the superior athlete in that ring is sunday brother"

 

[TrueEpic08]

Nice to see the actually decent wrestler who does the zombie gimmick back...

 

[jackswstd]

Where's PAWGlett at?

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Impact byke in the Asylum.

 

[mrken12]

Where's crazy steve?

He left a while ago. I think he even tried out for NXT.

 

[Hey_zeus]

Home Coming

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

I’ll sign to TNA for the fukkery

 

[CM_Burns]

Glad its over with no serious noticeable injury other than hernandez getting busted open.

Ehhh its hard to say I wouldnt be surprised if one of them can barely move for a while

 

[Tanahashi Coates]

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

I swear Johnny Impact is the WOAT promo wise. Dude talks like he lives in a bubble and haven't seen human interaction since he came out of the womb.

 

[TrueEpic08]

With all the money at their disposal the E could never do shyt like this for The Wyatt's and did a piss poor job at Final Deletion

Well, to be fair, no one but the Hardys have really gotten it right.

Everyone after them have tried to craft totally serious segments out of microbudgets and terribly cheap special effects, not understanding that what makes it work is the combination of backyarder sensibility, legitimate creativity, and outright campiness that is an inherent quality of Hardy-anything.

This didn't get it right, and neither has any other Final Deletion-esque segment that wasn't conceived by Matt Hardy himself. Maybe he's the only one who really gets it.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Well, to be fair, no one but the Hardy's have really gotten it right.

Everyone after them have tried to craft totally serious segments out of microbudgets and terribly cheap special effects, not understanding that what makes it work is the combination of Backyarder sensibility, legitimate creativity, and outright campiness that is an inherent quality of Hardy-anything.

This didn't get it right, and neither has any other Final Deletion-esque segment that wasn't conceived by Matt Hardy himself. Maybe he's the only one who really gets it.

Pretty much. It's like Michael Bay trying to direct a high school play. I mean, it's not going to be good at all