Cartier Murphy
Apathy’s a Tragedy & Boredom is a Crime
I’ve only ever heard the London & Kendrick stories and what Jericho has about him in his books, dude sounded off for a long time before he did what he did
1 hour of "strange" Chris Benoit stories
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From what I remember, Jericho would share these stories like he didn’t see anything wrong with Benoit
Cartier Murphy
Apathy’s a Tragedy & Boredom is a Crime
From what I remember, Jericho would share these stories like he didn’t see anything wrong with Benoit
Facts. I think in his first book he told a story about how Benoit, after not being satisfied with their match or whatever, punished himself by doing a ton of Hindu squats in the boiler room of the arena. But he didn’t made a big deal of it, like that shyt was normal or something
nothing is stranger than benoit telling kendrick and london that he was going to hide in a closet and watch them fukk some girls...he was an odd fellow
Ya' Cousin Cleon
OG COUCH CORNER HUSTLA
it just dawned on me that Honky Tonk Man looks like a character in a rip off Tarantino movie
NYChase718
Veteran
idk but
i think brian or paul said hardcore holly and chris benoit watched them bang a ringrat from the hotel closet.
dude was also telling them what they should eat too...typical vet stuff
"better keep eating this 6 egg whites and dry ass chicken or i'm not gonna enjoy watching you bang waffle house waitresses from the closet, brother"
Norrin Radd
To me, my board!
Honestly, do we need to hear more than the one 
TrueEpic08
Dum Shiny
idk but
i think brian or paul said hardcore holly and chris benoit watched them bang a ringrat from the hotel closet.
The story as I remember it (from the 2009 London and Kendrick shoot):
London, Benoit, and Jamie Noble were looking for food one night and the only thing open was a Hooters. As they're about to close, Benoit sticks his foot in the door and the three of them walk in to take a table. As they're waiting for food, they see a waitress being harassed by some guys at another table and London decides to intervene. The guys try to boss up on London, but then they see Benoit at the table, try to get an autograph, and get scared off (because it's Benoit, of course). The waitress thanks London, and then Benoit puts his arms around London and says this to him:
"All right, so you're going to take this girl back to the hotel and fukk her, and me and Jamie are going to watch from the closet and jerk off."
Pretty sure London declined all of that and nothing happened, though.
Benoit was fukked in the head long before he actually killed his family.
yeah that sounds about right, i havent watched it since it came out haha.
Jmare007
pico pal q lee
I mean, all you need is remember every time Jericho tried to tell a story to show "how great" Benoit was and you could tell dude was always a very troubled person. You had his brain being a mess and the trauma of Eddie's death and it was a wrap 
The London and Kendrick shoot though
The London and Kendrick shoot though
TrueEpic08
Dum Shiny
I mean, all you need is remember every time Jericho tried to tell a story to show "how great" Benoit was and you could tell dude was always a very troubled person. You had his brain being a mess and the trauma of Eddie's death and it was a wrap
The London and Kendrick shoot though
It wasn't just Eddie's death. He experienced something like 4 or 5 deaths in his wrestler's circle between Eddie's death and his murder-suicide. Dude wasn't going to be mentally healthy at all after that.
We should really do a watch party of that Excellent Adventures shoot. It's just 3 hours of London and Kendrick, drunk and high off their ass (because they apparently wouldn't do the shoot without Highspots buying them a 30 pack of Yuengling and a bunch of weed) burying dozens of people and theorizing wildly about everything. It's fantastic stuff.
We don’t know any Chris around here except Irvine and Daniels
