Buy 10 BTC and you'll have over 1 million by EOY
This is the only way.
@Mr. Glass need not be chasing pumps or higher returns. You are already in the money bruh your strategy needs to be one of capital preservation and long term allocation.
90% of your capital should be allocated to Bitcoin which is the most risk-free asset. Feel free to punt the other 10% on ETH for extra gravy but for the love of god stay away from everything else.
Bitcoin is the ONLY set it, forget it blue chip asset in this industry. While some will tell you that ETH is also here to stay, its roadmap is far more uncertain both from a technological and economic standpoint. On a long enough timeline, those risks are not enough to justify the slim additional percentage gain you could gain from passive investment.