1 Banana, 2 Banana: The Official 2019 Miami Heat Off-Season Thread

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Keeping my overhead low, and my understand high
Let's start brainstorming on season thread titles.

My first submission:

"Hide your wives and daughters 'cause we got our Jimmy hat on; Official Miami Heat 2019 season thread"

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La Spoelstra Nostra - Miami Heat mafia season thread :yeshrug:
 

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La Spoelstra Nostra - Miami Heat mafia season thread :yeshrug:
Damn. That's pretty pretty good. Too bad we can't make Spoelstra the theme for the season. We usually try to integrate anything new about the team or the theme for the season into the thread title. I would think the theme of the season would be Jimmy and Hero. Had this been Spoelstra's first year coaching then yes that shyt would be perfect
 

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La Spoelstra Nostra - Miami Heat mafia season thread :yeshrug:
adding on

"BANG BROS present: Chicks dig Hero-ball + the Jimmy hat: Miami Heat Season Thread" :takedat:
Butlers and Waiters on deck serving Justise
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The La Spoelstra Nostra might be the best one from this group. Trying to fit various players in the title can get messy but not opposed to the last one if yall want to roll with it :hubie:
 

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We may not score 100 but the other team won’t either :wow:
Yeah scoring may be a challenge with this team.

I can see Jimmy dropping 22 a night at best but I don't see Justise reaching 15 and I'm sure Dragic won't since we're giving Winslow some of his PT at PG. I hope Bam improves on offense and at least gives us 12ppg and 10rpg while Waiters will likely give us another 12 ppg
 
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