[1/4] NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 13

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Watching now and my only gripe so far is that I hate the triple threat tag team match rule where only 2 people can be in the ring at once. Must be easier for the refs to keep track of who's legal.
I despise that shyt. Defies all logic of fairness. Why even tag the other team in? Dumb
 

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Just when I thought Zack Sabre couldn't come up with a weirder name than 'Orienteering With Napalm Death', the move he finished Ishii with was called:

'Hurrah! Another Year, Surely This One Will Be Better Than the Last; The Inexorable March of Progress Will Lead Us All To Happiness.'
 

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Just when I thought Zack Sabre couldn't come up with a weirder name than 'Orienteering With Napalm Death', the move he finished Ishii with was called:

'Hurrah! Another Year, Surely This One Will Be Better Than the Last; The Inexorable March of Progress Will Lead Us All To Happiness.'

dude finisher names longer than Sufjan Stevens song titles :mjlol:
 

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You could not have watched switchblade matches all year to say this.

He has the best stare down promo outside of Austin sons moose this year.

When he owned juice Robinson ho ass.
Did you watch hangman white?


I think you nikkaz only watch run in's.

Where y'all match rants on this shyt.

Oh I thought so.

Till you rant I ain't hearing your thoughts as real.

Art Barr

Okay here's some.

-constantly flipping his hair back or swiping it back with his hand directly after taking offense, when he should be selling he's hurt. if it bothers him so much after every movement he does wouldn't he just tie it back. rookie mistake psychology wise. (this will ruin his matches for alot of u as he does it way more than any wrestler with long hair, so I'm sorry for the "once u see it u cant unsee it")

-never jaw jacks the crowd during the match, he will do mannerisms to play to the crowd, but never talk shyt, so they end up being ambiguous af like it could be heel shyt or playing a "cool laid back face".

-he does nothing throughout his match to acknowledge he's even in bullet club, he does one "2 sweet" at the end. the big angle that was supposed to elevate him to the level of being able to beat Okada, and Gedo turning. It all means nothing and he might as well not even be in BC.

-the biggest heat spot in the match was nothing Jay White did, but when Gedo was on the apron. (psychology makes sense for ex best friends or whatever, but if Jay as good as you proclaim he should be getting all the biggest heat spots in this match)



-this dude is cutting a promo like he's lost the match and trying to make up excuses why. it's not confident and elevated, it's just whiny.

His in-ring fundamentals are very solid, but he's missing the little things to compliment them, and yes, that is a charisma problem. So everyone in this thread saying he's void of charisma is absolutely right imo.
 

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Okay here's some.

-constantly flipping his hair back or swiping it back with his hand directly after taking offense, when he should be selling he's hurt. if it bothers him so much after every movement he does wouldn't he just tie it back. rookie mistake psychology wise. (this will ruin his matches for alot of u as he does it way more than any wrestler with long hair, so I'm sorry for the "once u see it u cant unsee it")

-never jaw jacks the crowd during the match, he will do mannerisms to play to the crowd, but never talk shyt, so they end up being ambiguous af like it could be heel shyt or playing a "cool laid back face".

-he does nothing throughout his match to acknowledge he's even in bullet club, he does one "2 sweet" at the end. the big angle that was supposed to elevate him to the level of being able to beat Okada, and Gedo turning. It all means nothing and he might as well not even be in BC.

-the biggest heat spot in the match was nothing Jay White did, but when Gedo was on the apron. (psychology makes sense for ex best friends or whatever, but if Jay as good as you proclaim he should be getting all the biggest heat spots in this match)



-this dude is cutting a promo like he's lost the match and trying to make up excuses why. it's not confident and elevated, it's just whiny.

His in-ring fundamentals are very solid, but he's missing the little things to compliment them, and yes, that is a charisma problem. So everyone in this thread saying he's void of charisma is absolutely right imo.




Stop.

This is not a match rant.

Rant the matches.
What is this bullshyt breh.

This ain't no match rant breh.
Just like I said.

Till you rant the matches.

Stop.



Go rant the matches.
Till you do, like I said.
You can't say shyt and anyone who rants and knows this shyt for real.
Knows you do not know this shyt.



Art Barr
 

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Jay White is another generic eurocac wrassler dudr is trash and the fact that he went over Okada clean is :hhh:

That was Jay White best match and not even okada top 20 :camby:



Stop.

Just not even mentioning hangman page lets me know you don't know wtf you talembout. Like the guy ahead of me.


Rant the matches sir.

Till you rant.
Stfu.





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Stop.

Just not even mentioning hangman page lets me know you don't know wtf you talembout. Like the guy ahead of me.


Rant the matches sir.

Till you rant.
Stfu.





Art Barr


Idgaf about ANY of the elite outside of omega n ibushi. Generic vanilla cacs :camby: they are trash white is trash and the rambling of a senior citizen aint changing that :camby:
 

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Idgaf about ANY of the elite outside of omega n ibushi. Generic vanilla cacs :camby: they are trash white is trash and the rambling of a senior citizen aint changing that :camby:



How are you giving omega a pass sir?
Explain.
Oh and this is deflection about age.

All cause you a sickle cell breh. You physiologically were born with eldery blood cells nikka..
So stfu you fukk'n lifelong med patient.

Since you wanna talk bullshyt.

None of that phoney faq fightin queensbury shyt sidebar shyt gon help you either.
Nobody shook of you nikka, like these other ho nikkaz are.

You a sick health risk who faq box at the end of the day.
Who enable gay wrasslers.
as side bar from the clique to elite. Notice a pattern with you. Hbk to omega .

You a faq enabler.


Now stffu and go train yo son to Queensbury faq fight.

So he can only defend himself versus big mouth fake faq fight'n phonies.
when yo weak ass die of complications.


Art Barr
 

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How are you giving omega a pass sir?
Explain.
Oh and this is deflection about age.

All cause you a sickle cell breh. You physiologically were both with eldery blood cells nikka..
So stfu you fukk'n lifelone med patient.

Since you wanna talk bullshyt.

None of that phoney faq fightin queensbury shyt sidebar shyt gon help you either.
Nobody shook of you nikka, like these other ho nikkaz are.

You a sick health risk who faq box at the end of the day.
Who enable gay wrasslers as side bar from the clique to elite. Notice a pattern with you. Hbk to omega .

You a faq enabler.

Art Barr


Suck my dikk.
 
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