Long story short I'm stuck inside my homies couch [ Update : homie momma saved me]

[dennis roadman]

1. About 1 hour and 20 minutes
2. I didn't panic. I knew my friends mother was coming home, but I was still nervous about nobody hearing me.
3. I'm not getting comfortable on ANYONES couch, so this experience won't repeat itself

I'm currently home and laughing at it now. But it wasn't really funny when it happened. Too the guy asking "Why post on the coli, before getting help?". I only had my iPod and I all ready was browsing coli. So, the first thing that came to mind. Was too kill time so I wouldn't panic.

What advice do you have for anyone out there browsing the coli who's currently stuck in a couch?

 

[BujuBoombastic]

@HankHill @Dank



funny story, but.

 

[Dank]

What advice do you have for anyone out there browsing the coli who's currently stuck in a couch?

Don't panic. And IF you have to. Find a metal object within the couch, and cut your way out.

 

[head shots101]

Man this is so original right here....fukking dying

 

[KravenMorehead™]

 

[Jahbarri]

this nikka just made me spit out my whole water in my mouth on my keyboard

firstly it was hilarious due to me thinking you were homeless on your boys couch, then realized u were STUCK in the couch.

p.s posted this comment before reading your post

 

[Dixon Cider]

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

Did you hit your homies mom with this when she busted u outta sofa jail

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

Had to go back to the first post to reread the title and relive this shyt . My fingers hurt from giving so many daps and my stomach hurts from laughing for 20 minutes.

 

[PaperEnterprise]

When your story is made into a hollywood blockbuster...who you want to play you?

Will smith, d Chapelle, kevin hart, denzel??

"Trapped in A Couch" or "Taken" part 7

 

[MrWestGrand]

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Still trying to figure out how the fukk you stuck inside

 

[jackswstd]

The Little Monsters were trying to take your ass down to their world

 

[newworldafro]

why didn't OP yell or wriggle ? Smh

100 posts later and I was waiting for somebody to say this if the friend was asleep somewhere......and how exactly was OP sending posts on this thread while he was ina couch. How didn't he call his friend. He said his phone was across the room, but he making a thread. Did he have his laptop in the couch with him?

Funny story..real or fake

 

[scarlxrd]

1. About 1 hour and 20 minutes
2. I didn't panic. I knew my friends mother was coming home, but I was still nervous about nobody hearing me.
3. I'm not getting comfortable on ANYONES couch, so this experience won't repeat itself

I'm currently home and laughing at it now. But it wasn't really funny when it happened. Too the guy asking "Why post on the coli, before getting help?". I only had my iPod and I all ready was browsing coli. So, the first thing that came to mind. Was too kill time so I wouldn't panic.

this nikka was stuck in a couch calm as hell waiting for moms to