Long story short I'm stuck inside my homies couch [ Update : homie momma saved me]

[ALonelyDad]

You couldn't lift up the couch?

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Thread titles you have to read more than once to figure out you're not tripping for $100 Alex

 

[Claudex]

I thought this thread was just the result of a bored and incapable-ass-troll
Ain't had no idea this was finna be rafters material.

Thecoli.com
OP done fukked up a breh's ribs.

 

[Banned Account12]

You still don't want the mollywatr?

 

[sportscribe]

Then he walks back to the room. Right now I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed (bed)
Then opens the dresser (dresser)
He looks at the closet (closet)
I pull out my Beretta (Beretta)
He walks up to the sofa (sofa)
He’s close up to the sofa (sofa)
Now he’s at the sofa (sofa)
Now he’s opening the sofa (sofa, sofa, sofa)

 

[sportscribe]

Picture proof:

Spoiler

Looking like a caged rotweiller took this pic.

 

[kj614]

 

[DeVanteSwing]

hours trapped in your homie's couch and breathing in his aged farts

youre a hero OP

 

[///Vega+++]

was expecting the usual "It's over" by the 2nd post from that guy with the Franklin from GTA5 avi
yea............I am disappoint

 

[Klyk21]

Get couch swallowed brehs

 

[flea]

I kinda wish he was still stuck in there

 

[thirdeye]

I kinda wish he was still stuck in there

It would've been like that James Franco movie where he's trapped in that crack

 

[roxxthe96er]

Clearly you have wifi so get a free calling app like Google Voice or something and call somebody, assuming you are good at remembering numbers. (My bet is you aren't considering you're stuck in a couch)

1000 ways to die ass nikka

Brehs we are literally witnesses a man's last words.


Whats your address? We can get a mollywatr shipment over there

The Chronicles of Narnia a** n***a ​

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Rafters.

 

[Bless't]

Just when I thought I was out...

ya'll pull me back in.

 

[Steezy]

this is a damn classic if I've ever seen one