Zion reportedly weighs 330lbs

[Gold]

 

[jdubnyce]

Watching this mavs nets game

Luka fat as fukk, marshmallowy

 

[chosenaledge13]

Breh got the Santa Claus cheeks

Widows peak and

 

[Surreal]

Lol half the responses about Luka and they were just talking about his weight on TNT lmao

Reggie went in. That shyt is unacceptable

 

[levitate]

Ballgame

 

[nairdas]

Yeah I was watching the Mavs and Nets game just now and I just kept saying to myself Luka looks fat as fukk.

Come in here to find out he 260. Jesus, they need to get on his ass asap. And tell his to stop crying to the refs while they are at it.

 

[old pig]

cmon.

 

[Mandizi]

Imagine your franchise being in hands of a nikka who won't stop eating

Imagine going to every restaurant in NO and seeing Zion there no matter the time or day


Imagine seeing 2 orders for Deanies Giant Seafood Platter and it says it's for Dion but then Zion walks in and you realize somebody just misspelled the name on the order

 

[GPBear]

impossible, i was told on good authority that the pelicans had the best training staff in the league

 

[ALonelyDad]

 

[Scientific]

This is like It's Sunny in Philadelphia. Even that mfer got his act together for a show.

 

[The God Poster]

Can't wait for that Athletic article in a couple years detailing how Zion just doesn't give a fukk

Reincarnated

Spoiler

all jokes aside let’s hope breh gets it together

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

Looks like we won't be hearing a peep outta Zion stans, indefinitely.

 

[The G.O.D II]

I just picture this nikka dancing with both hands gripping fried frog legs as some NO band plays when the saints go marching in

 

[Uitomy]

We got the two most hyped prospects since Andrew Wiggins over weight as hell right now, a team got beat by 66 in the preseason and then like two months later somehow a team lost by 73. Just what the fukk kind of NBA are we in right now. Donovan Mitchell is fukking 6'1, damn this is one topsy turvy season.