Zion looking 300 lbs brehs...

[GPBear]

They were one of the healthiest teams in the league last year

Make uninformed jokes for daps brehs

it's not a joke, and Zion just had a foot surgery



AD was consistently injured because the Pelicans didn't even have a medical staff, they just shared with the Saints

y'all recently hired the new suns trainer but that doesn't mean the pelicans aren't behind

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

That's actually him cutting down, OP.

 

[Sadbrownsfan]

Still a big Zion fan but I had to

 

[Chrishaune]

I knew his weight was going to become a problem. I was hoping he would get in shape in the NBA. Always has been too big. His career is in danger of not being that long without weight loss.

 

[ryderldb]

damn couldn't even wait till his extension to bloat up.

 

[360Waves]

I knew his weight was going to become a problem. I was hoping he would get in shape in the NBA. Always has been too big. His career is in danger of not being that long without weight loss.

I honestly don't think so.

Dudes who are 300 lbs should not be moving with feline quickness and jumping 45 inches into the air the way Zion does in the first place. Most 300+ lb brehs attempting to move like Zion would've snapped up all their ligaments ages ago. It's a cliche term but he is literally built different. Just a complete freak athlete. His ligaments were designed to hold all that weight.

 

[Renegade47]

I honestly don't think so.

Dudes who are 300 lbs should not be moving with feline quickness and jumping 45 inches into the air the way Zion does in the first place. Most 300+ lb brehs attempting to move like Zion would've snapped up all their ligaments ages ago. It's a cliche term but he is literally built different. Just a complete freak athlete. His ligaments were designed to hold all that weight.

he’s not meant to be a skinny thats clear. he should still lose like 15-20 pounds if not now maybe in a couple years 70-82 games a year will be too much stress

 

[horizon]

it's not a joke, and Zion just had a foot surgery



AD was consistently injured because the Pelicans didn't even have a medical staff, they just shared with the Saints

y'all recently hired the new suns trainer but that doesn't mean the pelicans aren't behind

Double down on very uninformed opinions when you get called out for being uninformed brehs

 

[Sccit]

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

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@Dwight Howard
@WhoShotCha

How come y'all ain't got nothing to say about dudes wishing injuries on Zion and clownin' his weight?

 

[Ukbrotha]

There's a fat man bursting out of him at the seems.

 

[inndaskKy]

Where's the gif of the fat fighter doing a finger wag? I wanna check if it's not secretly Zion doing the Mutombo after a block

 

[Damnshow]

New Orleans have no direction in basketball. I get it it's a Saints town, but you can't float like a shyt in a water, you have to build your team to contend for a title, otherwise you'll keep losing viewership.

They wasted AD years, they are wasting Zion as well. Keeping players in shape is a team's responsibility as well. If Zion played for Riley he'd be working his ass of on a diet. Even a god damn Antoine Walker had to loose some weight when he played for Miami.

Your franchise player is bloated like a Michelin Man. Do something about tha.

 

[drifter]

I honestly don't think so.

Dudes who are 300 lbs should not be moving with feline quickness and jumping 45 inches into the air the way Zion does in the first place. Most 300+ lb brehs attempting to move like Zion would've snapped up all their ligaments ages ago. It's a cliche term but he is literally built different. Just a complete freak athlete. His ligaments were designed to hold all that weight.

2 years into a professional career with low minutes played and he's already had knee surgery and a broken foot. His ligaments are literally screaming at the top of their lungs from the bottom of this bison calling you a liar.

Never would've thought at the time while being a Duke fan I would see Zion's peak physically, the motor he had in Durham has not shown itself nearly as consistently in the NBA. It doesn't matter if he can still jump high or average 20+ right now, his body is breaking down before he turns 22. At some point if it hasn't happened already after the broken foot, he's going to lose athletic ability from the injuries, then what does he look like at age 26 after multiple knee and foot surgeries?

Not sure why there's hesitance to call this nikka fat. "Maybe it's the angle" are we talking about a 21 year old superstar athlete or an actress that let herself go after her first hollywood break? Why does Lavine look healthy from the same angles sitting right next to him while he looks flappy and smeared out?

 

[DikDrizzle]

Fatso