Zendaya engaged to Tom Holland

[Kornball The Conqueror]

hopefully they get married before kendrick lamar and what's her face

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

Always knew she was a dyke

 

[In The Zone '98]

They setting him up to be Tom Cruise

Hopefully an enlighten phase won't delay the checks

 

[TripleAgent]

Who cares?

 

[WakandanPride]

Meanwhile Shamiek can't get a date

 

[Luke Cage]

They setting him up to be Tom Cruise

Hopefully an enlighten phase won't delay the checks

He not Tom Cruise. and never will be. His career trajectory at this point is Michael J Fox. He got the classic franchise he can milk for as long as he wants. But ultimately will be incapable of ever topping it. I suspect he knows this which is why he is happy to shackle himself with Zendaya, who on the complete other hand, is going to be an A lister for a long time with or without spiderman films.

 

[cyndaquil]

"Things we didn't need to know for $200 Alex"

 

[Luke Cage]

Meanwhile Shamiek can't get a date

He just a voice actor, not a real celebrity. If most people who know of you don't recognize your face you not going to get anymore hoes than any other anonymous rich dude. The dude that owns several car dealerships and face all over local tv commercials probably pulls more action as a result of fame than Shamiek. And this brother trying to pull a famous actress on top of that.

 

[Raw Sauce]

Hurry up and put a baby in her so she can start having tiddies in her thirst trap pics

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Shooting the club up with web fluid

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

 

[NoMorePie]

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

 

[HipHopStan]

Shooting the club up with web fluid

Zen better watch out. That didn't end well for MJ in Spider-Man Reign.