Zeke No (Kellen) Moore/Bless Our Hearts: 2023 Dallas Cowboys Off-Season Thread

[VegetasHairline]

AH fukk it you cowboy fans donr deserve shyt.

were so close to being elite but yall fans are misreable.


fukk yall. let the eagles win it cuz jalens ah real nykka and dak i dont even know why we hate him anymore. fukk it.

 

[VegetasHairline]

"fan boys" YOU MEAN COWBOY FANS


OMG I HATE YALLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[JUSTIN HERBERT]

 

[JUSTIN HERBERT]

 

[BlueHeffner]

The Head Coach all off-season has talked about the need to run the ball more

The Head Coach brings in a OC that is known for a good running game and his designed run plays

The front office drafts a scUM TE that is known for his blocking prowess in a heavy run scheme


Head Coach also goes on an on about making the offense more simpler for the QB and less option routes


What does all of this tell you?


Dak Stanleys: itz the receivers fault!!

 

[JUSTIN HERBERT]

The Head Coach all off-season has talked about the need to run the ball more

The Head Coach brings in a OC that is known for a good running game and his designed run plays

The front office drafts a scUM TE that is known for his blocking prowess in a heavy run scheme


Head Coach also goes on an on about making the offense more simpler for the QB and less option routes


What does all of this tell you?


Dak Stanleys: itz the receivers fault!!

Derrr dak is known for interceptions because one season = career derr

me no watch film so recievers never fumbled ball derrr


You stupid the office obviously had to appease the idiotic fanbase by doing this. man we stupid af

 

[darealvelle]

The Head Coach all off-season has talked about the need to run the ball more

The Head Coach brings in a OC that is known for a good running game and his designed run plays

The front office drafts a scUM TE that is known for his blocking prowess in a heavy run scheme


Head Coach also goes on an on about making the offense more simpler for the QB and less option routes


What does all of this tell you?


Dak Stanleys: itz the receivers fault!!

Flanker routes on deck all this season lol

 

[El Bombi]

The Diggs disrespect is crazy.

ah I see now its a pff ranking

Yeah, as soon as I saw it was PFF. I was like

 

[El Bombi]

Nah

Yes

 

[Trill McClay]

Here we go. Bum ass pick.

 

[Nitro Tuggle]

 

[BlueHeffner]

We trading for Mahomes or Burrow?

 

[Surreal]

Pro Bowl

 

[darealvelle]

 

[duckbutta]

Still got the league leader In interceptions.

Two less this year without Noah around to ricochet passes that hit him directly between the numbers