Zeke No (Kellen) Moore/Bless Our Hearts: 2023 Dallas Cowboys Off-Season Thread

[BigE214]

Daniel Jones is garbage. No way this team or offense improves with a guiding throwing 15 tds

Cooper Rush threw 5 TDS in 5 games and was 4-1. Do da math

 

[BlueHeffner]

 

[JUSTIN HERBERT]

Dak so ass it’s crazy. You nikkas wild.

Dak has had the luxury of playing in the same offense damn near his whole career and he still ain’t mastered it. He’s been given every tool at his disposal for the offense. nikka is a 40 million-0 time all pro and a lock again going into this season. All pros all around him to help elevate his game but he is who he is. Tha nikka that couldn’t out throw David Carr in a suit, FOH

what are you talking about man ????

Dak beat Herbert in a accuracy challenge but noone brings that up a million times to discredit herbert

 

[darealvelle]

Y’all really just let this giants fan come in this thread and start some shyt against each other about Wak.

 

[duckbutta]

Y’all really just let this giants fan come in this thread and start some shyt against each other about Wak.

Breh I don't even know why you come to this thread expecting anything. 99% of the people in this thread are crackas, c00ns, or bitter dominican women pretending to be men like @BlueHeffner.

Same people in this thread talking about what Dak do or don't do...don't have shyt to say about Luka being paid over 200 million dollars guaranteed so the mavs can have one of the 10 worst records in basketball. Same people in here blaming Dak for all the cowboys woes hop right in that mavs thread and blame Jason Kidd and Dwight fukking Powell . It's Dwight fukking Powell fault that the mavs are trash and it aint nothing the 200 million dollar cracka can do about it but a ball bounces of Noah Brown numbers into the hands of a defender and this is why Dak is trash.

Pages of pages of posters in here saying Zeke aint trash and its somebody else fault he get two yards a carry and Pollard can't run the ball 25 times in a game and Zeke past blocking is so great. Now ever team in the league has the ability to sign this dude and teams actively come out and say "nah we good."

Same people who said Kellen Moore was an awful OC and this dude aint even make it to the unemployment line before the Chargers snatched him up.

Is there a way to ignore a thread? Let me find out.

 

[BlueHeffner]

Is there a way to ignore a thread? Let me find out.

somebody please direct this nikka on how to do this ^^^^


The woat stan-babble wont be missed

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Same people in this thread talking about what Dak do or don't do...don't have shyt to say about Luka being paid over 200 million dollars guaranteed so the mavs can have one of the 10 worst records in basketball. Same people in here blaming Dak for all the cowboys woes hop right in that mavs thread and blame Jason Kidd and Dwight fukking Powell . It's Dwight fukking Powell fault that the mavs are trash and it aint nothing the 200 million dollar cracka can do about it but a ball bounces of Noah Brown numbers into the hands of a defender and this is why Dak is trash.

Kawhi and Demar have career years immediately after leaving SAS. Dejounte clowning midgets in pickup once he got away from Popovich’s antiquated system.

For your sake, I hope lottery balls fall your way, Wembanyama dresses like shyt, and his wife cheats on him with the trainer. Cause thats about the only chance the Spurs have of ever being relevant again.

The audacity to compare Luka to Dak… forget playoff moments like the Clippers game winner or Suns series… Dak’s entire career will never amount to one of Luka’s 50 or 60pt triple doubles.

Compare generational talents to Jason Campbell brehs.
You worried about tubby euro in a thread where you cop pleas for ball-directly-over-the-middle, deer-in-headlights 3x a game.

Dak isn’t even SGA or Haliburton.
Dak is Kylian Hayes. On a Rose rule supermax.

 

[El Bombi]

Kawhi and Demar have career years immediately after leaving SAS. Dejounte clowning midgets in pickup once he got away from Popovich’s antiquated system.

For your sake, I hope lottery balls fall your way, Wembanyama dresses like shyt, and his wife cheats on him with the trainer. Cause thats about the only chance the Spurs have of ever being relevant again.

The audacity to compare Luka to Dak… forget playoff moments like the Clippers game winner or Suns series… Dak’s entire career will never amount to one of Luka’s 50 or 60pt triple doubles.

Compare generational talents to Jason Campbell brehs.
You worried about tubby euro in a thread where you cop pleas for ball-directly-over-the-middle, deer-in-headlights 3x a game.

Dak isn’t even SGA or Haliburton.
Dak is Kylian Hayes. On a Rose rule supermax.

 

[El Bombi]

Is there a way to ignore a thread? Let me find out.

Good

Maybe now you can go into a Broncos team thread and have your wet fantasies over Russell Wilson.

You can have both Wak and Baby Hair.

Can't even hate...I had russ pegged as some lame ass midwestern c00n ass nikka who was nothing more than a game manager and this dude dumped his white wife, brought the jheri curl back, started dating a music industry thot like ciara and then flipped that shyt into making her damn near a household name, all the while his wife baby father is furious about it, then he stopped being a game manager and being carried by an all time great defense and started being an mvp caliber player and carrying a bad defense, and he told the seahawks fukk you pay me and they did, and he threatened them with a trade if he didn't get a say in building the team...

In my private life Russ has straight up converted me to a seahawks fan...I spend way more time following them than I do the cowboys

It's fukk @South Paw on sight so I could never stan them in public though

But when I'm laying in bed at 1 am, in my wife and my kids are sleep, and i grab my phone and just look up some random stuff about the cowboys, and its a picture of Dak, I say "please, please turn in to Russ What I got to do to make it happen, how I get that white chick he with out his life who is a washed up R&B singer I can hook him up with so they can build a family together where Fantasia at"

I actually calm him Russ now I aint referred to that nikka as Baby Hair in years Thats how much respect I now have for him

 

[lightskin jermaine]

Kawhi and Demar have career years immediately after leaving SAS. Dejounte clowning midgets in pickup once he got away from Popovich’s antiquated system.

For your sake, I hope lottery balls fall your way, Wembanyama dresses like shyt, and his wife cheats on him with the trainer. Cause thats about the only chance the Spurs have of ever being relevant again.

The audacity to compare Luka to Dak… forget playoff moments like the Clippers game winner or Suns series… Dak’s entire career will never amount to one of Luka’s 50 or 60pt triple doubles.

Compare generational talents to Jason Campbell brehs.
You worried about tubby euro in a thread where you cop pleas for ball-directly-over-the-middle, deer-in-headlights 3x a game.

Dak isn’t even SGA or Haliburton.
Dak is Kylian Hayes. On a Rose rule supermax.

Chill on slandering thebmost influential franchise in the league, breh. Spurs developed Peg leg and now he can barely play a full season and, Demar was Demar before the Spurs and DJ my guy so not saying nothing bad about him.

 

[BlueHeffner]

@Thegospel ya man D Mac is fukking annoying

His take on Lamar vs Blk Daniel Jones was

Lamar was throwing for 36 TDs and running for over 1200 yards when he won his MVP

 

[lightskin jermaine]

I hope all this chatter about us drafting a TE in the 1st is just smoke n mirrors. I been seeing a lot of talk about us taking Michael Mayer and the TE out of Utah State. Makes no sense if we already have Ferguson and Hendershot who both played well when they were given a chance. Also, I cannot stand how they call every white TE "Baby Gronk"...shyt is so annoying.

 

[Thegospel]

I hope all this chatter about us drafting a TE in the 1st is just smoke n mirrors. I been seeing a lot of talk about us taking Michael Mayer and the TE out of Utah State. Makes no sense if we already have Ferguson and Hendershot who both played well when they were given a chance. Also, I cannot stand how they call every white TE "Baby Gronk"...shyt is so annoying.

Especially since the real baby gronk looks like D Washington

 

[BlueHeffner]

I hope all this chatter about us drafting a TE in the 1st is just smoke n mirrors. I been seeing a lot of talk about us taking Michael Mayer and the TE out of Utah State. Makes no sense if we already have Ferguson and Hendershot who both played well when they were given a chance. Also, I cannot stand how they call every white TE "Baby Gronk"...shyt is so annoying.

Especially since the real baby gronk looks like D Washington

Im high on Mayer aka Witten 2.0

 

[Thegospel]

Im high on Mayer aka Witten 2.0

Ask yourself this. If we had Mayer do we beat San Fran? Then ask if we had Maz......nevermind yall gon learn