Zack Smashed All 3 Of These Hoes

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I know Screech was losing his goddamn MIND watching Mark Gosseler and Mario Lopez switch between girls each season whilst he got NOTHING. shyt had to be infuriating

Word. The game is cold.
Even Mr. Belding had some bitties.



You know what shows exactly how cold The Game is?
If Saved By The Bell came out now, Screech would be the star
because all the li’l teen shows are from the geeks’ POV.
Screech was just ahead of his time.
 

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then friend zoned them the following week......:wow:

Black man's CAC hero......:wow:
stacy corasi was hotttt

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Zack was always that dude :wow:
Zach got hoes but was always a simp. He was ready to drop out of high school & move to Hawaii because that MILF had him sprung. Stacy had him wanting to write letters everyday when she was about to head back to the east coast. Took Kelly back when she left him for Jeff & Professor Lasky (and then married her).
 
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I know Screech was losing his goddamn MIND watching Mark Gosseler and Mario Lopez switch between girls each season whilst he got NOTHING. shyt had to be infuriating

Always felt bad for him because he was 4 years YOUNGER than everyone else on the show.

It's not a big deal when everyone is in their 30s but that shyt matters a lot when you're teenagers. 1990, he's 13 years old while everyone else is basically a senior in high school. Zack and Slater are naturally getting ALL the broads.

Screech was taller so everyone assumed he was their age. Dude should have been on a show with a younger cast. They probably treated him like shyt :francis:
 
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Zack Morris was a hustler, a liar, a sociopath, a mack, a pimp and probably a drug dealer. He did this all in a High School building. How im not sure, but I would love to see him vs Urkel for most clever sitcom character.

Sitcom character Verzuz? :ohhh:

Hmmm....Screech was a nerd but definitely not anywhere close to Urkel's level. Urk wasn't naive except for Laura. Plus Urk had to deal with gangbangers too.

He wouldn't even sweat Zack. Dude could pull Kelly KaPOWski way easier and sooner than he pulled Laura. Remember...dude had Myra Monkhouse ready to have his babies.

Urk got game, we know he can play basketball and he's got his own dance. Zack was just a manipulative but clever slacker. That shyt works at Bayside but Zack would get clapped in Chicago. :russ:
 
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