Zack Smashed All 3 Of These Hoes

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It was a whole lot of sexual conduct with minors going on back then.

Kelly was fukking Jeff that was the manager at The Max.

Zack was fukking the school nurse & the baby mama in Hawaii.

Rod Belding was about to break out the camcorder & film Zack & Slater "perform CPR" on Kelly & Jessie until Richard walked in & sent everybody back to class.

Kelly was also fukking Todd Winfield (the one who looked like Mel Gibson & drove a Ferrari), Brian (her grandpa's lawyer with the yacht & the drop top), & Professor Lasky. She also told that 11 year old at Malibu Sands Beach Club to hit her up when he turn 17. She was fukking Johnny Dakota even after he told her she was a hoe & looked like she had a lot of boyfriends. Only reason why she broke it off was because he was a drug addict. Oh & Zack was having 3somes with 2 of Johnny's groupies.

Lisa was a senior fukking Darren the freshman & was trying to throw the p*ssy at a married Lt. Chet Adams during bootcamp.

Screech was on the time capsule video telling the class of 2003 hoes that he was still single & to get at him.

Mr. Belding was looking for Zack in the girls locker room.

Looks like everybody on the show was scumbags except for Slater. Kelly was getting slutted OUT though.

:russ::russ::russ:
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It was a whole lot of sexual conduct with minors going on back then.

Kelly was fukking Jeff that was the manager at The Max.

Zack was fukking the school nurse & the baby mama in Hawaii.

Rod Belding was about to break out the camcorder & film Zack & Slater "perform CPR" on Kelly & Jessie until Richard walked in & sent everybody back to class.

Kelly was also fukking Todd Winfield (the one who looked like Mel Gibson & drove a Ferrari), Brian (her grandpa's lawyer with the yacht & the drop top), & Professor Lasky. She also told that 11 year old at Malibu Sands Beach Club to hit her up when he turn 17. She was fukking Johnny Dakota even after he told her she was a hoe & looked like she had a lot of boyfriends. Only reason why she broke it off was because he was a drug addict. Oh & Zack was having 3somes with 2 of Johnny's groupies.

Lisa was a senior fukking Darren the freshman & was trying to throw the p*ssy at a married Lt. Chet Adams during bootcamp.

Screech was on the time capsule video telling the class of 2003 hoes that he was still single & to get at him.

Mr. Belding was looking for Zack in the girls locker room.

Looks like everybody on the show was scumbags except for Slater. Kelly was getting slutted OUT though.

:russ::russ::russ:


:deadmanny:@ this break down


And Slater was an honorary scumbag too... Remember he slutted out a chick then dumped her when he found out she was a real life princess with a kingdom... And that nikka stayed showing Jessie that he could smash her and still be a sexist pig...

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:deadmanny:@ this break down


And Slater was an honorary scumbag too... Remember he slutted out a chick then dumped her when he found out she was a real life princess with a kingdom... And that nikka stayed showing Jessie that he could smash her and still be a sexist pig...

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:dead:@ the gif, Mario probably thought he killed that shyt at the time:mjlol:
 

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:deadmanny:@ this break down


And Slater was an honorary scumbag too... Remember he slutted out a chick then dumped her when he found out she was a real life princess with a kingdom... And that nikka stayed showing Jessie that he could smash her and still be a sexist pig...

jump-hop.gif

Right. Remmy Slater cheated on Jessie with his childhood friend when Jessie and Zack tried to sneak in the theater movie to spy on Slater and his childhood gf. Even Zack tried to steal Slater's childhood gf. And this mfer Zack tried to smash Slater's sister too :deadmanny:
 

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It was a whole lot of sexual conduct with minors going on back then.

Kelly was fukking Jeff that was the manager at The Max.

Zack was fukking the school nurse & the baby mama in Hawaii.

Rod Belding was about to break out the camcorder & film Zack & Slater "perform CPR" on Kelly & Jessie until Richard walked in & sent everybody back to class.

Kelly was also fukking Todd Winfield (the one who looked like Mel Gibson & drove a Ferrari), Brian (her grandpa's lawyer with the yacht & the drop top), & Professor Lasky. She also told that 11 year old at Malibu Sands Beach Club to hit her up when he turn 17. She was fukking Johnny Dakota even after he told her she was a hoe & looked like she had a lot of boyfriends. Only reason why she broke it off was because he was a drug addict. Oh & Zack was having 3somes with 2 of Johnny's groupies.

Lisa was a senior fukking Darren the freshman & was trying to throw the p*ssy at a married Lt. Chet Adams during bootcamp.

Screech was on the time capsule video telling the class of 2003 hoes that he was still single & to get at him.

Mr. Belding was looking for Zack in the girls locker room.

Looks like everybody on the show was scumbags except for Slater. Kelly was getting slutted OUT though.

:russ::russ::russ:

I'm going back to watch this show off the strength of this post.

:deadmanny:
 

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“You're in an environment — you know how it is,” Gosselaar, 44, shared on Anna Faris' podcast “Anna Faris Is Unqualified.” “When you’re working on a set, and we were young, there's no one around, really. I mean, you work and live in a bubble.”

“You're in your cars and you come to set and you do your work and you're with these beautiful women and then you go back in your car,” he said. “And you're not going to school, so you don't have a lot of choices.”

Gosselaar had previously said that nobody in the Bayside gang was immune to Cupid's arrow.

“All of us dated at one point or another — it was incestuous!”


So I guess they all were smashing back then.
 
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