You've been using a can opener wrong...

[Save $ not Hoes]

Damn .....I'm about to open a can for the fukk of it

 

[the cac mamba]

it's funny that it caught on with so many fukkin people that we all do it wrong

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I've known this for about 10 years now cause that was when we bought one of those automatic ones and it opens cans exactly like that.

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

I have a can opener that only opens from the side

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

I’m taking a Godamn can to my mama’s house right now

SOMEBODY UP THAT THREAD WITH OL DUDE TALKING ABOUT THE ELDERS DONE FAILED US.

 

[Big Boss]

 

[Methodical]

 

[Rigby.]

I couldnt even do it the first way. I think the only time Ive opened a can opener I resorted to the second way.

 

[Vuvuzela]

When you remember your can opener broken so you can't try this on that can of mandarins you've been eyeing

Looks like I'm going over the Bed Bath and Beyond tomorrow

 

[Malik1time]

I live with roommates in queens my moms live in Brooklyn

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

I been slowly building up this belief that can opener companies have conspiracy to make us keep buying them shyts. Every time I buy one it breaks after a year or so, but the cost is so low the average consumer would never pay it any mind. I woulda made a thread on it if it didn't feel like a stupid topic, now this comes out ...



















The feds watching

 

[Floyd Pinkerton]

I've been contaminating my goods with that stupid lid and flicking shyt all over the place my whole life

The inevitable patch of beans or tomatoes on your pointer as you press one side to elevate the other and remove the lid

 

[mag357]

Eat food from a can, brehs

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

That explains those expensive ass/fancy can openers that show you to use their product that same way. Claiming its easier and safer than regular can openers.

Gaahhhh daaam them companies taking advantage of the ill informed.

Cant knock the hustle tho.

 

[Calmye]

Why don't yall know this?