You're walking your niece in the park on a nice day and SUDDENLY DUDES WITH RIFLES JUMP OUT AND PUT THE BARREL TO HER HEAD...unless you take this move

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

In highsight, this was a 100% safe way to take the TD91...cept D-Bry got plastic and shredded paper as neck muscle and bones

i mean I wouldn't call it 100% safe but its as good as you're gonna get

 

[Carl Tethers]

Well then I'm best case paralyzed and worst case dead with all three so fukk it surprise me

I enjoy this scenario for you

 

[Golayitdown]

Screwdriver by Nia. Either way it's death by snu snu

 

[Peter Popoff]

Tiger driver by Nia.

Ridge Holland out here killing nıggas, no thanks!

 

[White City Black]

Sigh

Tiger Driver by Nia

And that ain’t no damn fragrance either, unfortunately

 

[The axe murderer]

 

[TL15]

I’m pretty sure I could land on my shoulder if Ridge delivered a burning hammer


but I’m taking that Steiner screwdriver from Nia and getting a big whiff of what’s between them thighs

 

[Him]

You’re dead either way with those three doing the moves

 

[Grifter]

Nia's big ass thighs might cushion my vertebrehs.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

i can just over rotate the Burning Hammer and land to the side, those gifs didnt look devastating

 

[Da_Eggman]

the screwdriver is completely safe if done correctly

The tiger driver is life or death each time

 

[TheAlbionist]

Tiger Driver and I'm gonna tuck my chin so far I can smell my own lungs.

 

[jadillac]

I'll let Nia give me the Steiner driver. Her thighs will hold my head/neck from hitting the concrete.

Tough scenario tho.