You're Tony Soprano, assemble your crew with $15

[Recca Gatsby]

Holy shyt what plane was that gotdamn

 

[Another Man]

Varsity Athlete tag
The 5$ list being trash except for Sil.

 

[Tryna Makit]

Nobody picked Paulie?

and thats why he killed Tony ass at the end.....nobody ever picked him and he got passed over

 

[RennisDeynolds]

But if youre tony youre running the crew breh

fukk Tony. Johnny Sack>>>>>

When he drove off and blew a dirt cloud up in Tony's face "This the last time we meet like this, it's undignified "


Matter fact I'm Johnny Sack I set junior up to take out Tony then get rid of him

 

[Nero Christ]

it's gotta be Sil, Furio, Johnny Sack, & Ralph

loyal consigliere, ruthless goon, connection to NY, & best earner

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

Nobody picked Paulie?

paulie was not really loyal like that. remember how he ratted about ralphs joke about ginny sac? and he was always making a commotion over little shyt.

really nobodys gonna pick paulie if you can get sil for the same price.

 

[ThirdAct]

$5 - Sil. Easiest pick ever. Smart and loyal as fukk PLUS also a damn fine murderer in his own right. Chris and Paulie were constant headaches lol.
$4 - This is a tough one. Johnny Sack would be the best strategist but maybe too smart for his own good and too power hungry, he'd try to overthrow me. Plus I already got a strategist in Sil. Furio is the best enforcer/muscle but dude also thought about fukking my wife and pushing me into a helicopter propeller. Bobby is kind of a doofy but he's still loyal, is decent muscle and has morals. Leaning towards Bobby.
$3 - Vito. I don't care dude's a finook, he's an earner. We're here to get this paper. Rest of those dudes are snakes...well, except Tony B maybe, but he had a problem listening.
$2 - Patsy. Solid all around wiseguy. Dude is mad about us killing his twin brother but he'll get over it. Ralph's too much of a lunatic. Artie's not gangster, the fukk is he gonna do in a crew?
$1 - Sean & Matt - Need expendable foot soldiers just in case.

 

[Tasha And]

Where is Lorraine Calluzzo

 

[RennisDeynolds]

the matrix overvalues p*ssy
why is janice even on the list?

there were a lot more characters in the series that couldve made this more difficult.
to make things interesting, a mandatory goomar category coulda been added:
Valentina, Gloria, Adriana, Irina and Adriana's maid of honor lol

Janice got Richie out the picture and had all the makings of a varsity athlete

 

[Rozay Oro]

When Janice goes for him with the knife after he mentions him at dinner.

The look on Tony's face was straight

I got to watch this lol