You're Tony Soprano, assemble your crew with $15

[Stop_It_5]

- $5 Sil. My #2
- $4 Furio. I keep a hitta wit me.
- $3 Vito. Loyal and a good earner, keep that fakkitry outta sight and we good
- $2 Ralph. Loose cannon but good earner, I'd know how to keep him in check
- $1 Matthew Bevilaqua & Sean Gismonte. Low end bodies I can use on bullshyt

 

[Tasha And]

Why is Chris in the $5 tier

All kinds of baggage there with his drug problem and Ade being an easy rat target...

Carmella $5

Edit: Realizing this whole thing is jokes

 

[Tasha And]

$5 Sil - Solid all around. Will sit me down and tell me where my blind spots are. Will handle my dirty work so I never have to touch a gun or dope or hooker.
$4 Furio - Groom him to be number 2.
$2 Patsi - Will get grimy and dirty, reliable muscle.
$2 Ralph - Money will be long with him running his shyt. I'm in the mob so I won't be on a high horse over his vices.
$2 Jackie - Let him jump off the porch instead of forcing him to be a school boy and he'll be fine with the right tutelage, especially since all he wants to do is prove himself to me.

 

[AJtheOne]

Sil - loyal, great consigliere.

Furio - enforcer, who kept his mouth shut. No Carmella around to distract him

Tony B - he's fam at least he wouldnt try to kill me for my spot unlike the others.

Artie - food, restaurant etc.

AJ - I know he's a fukk up but I'll try to mold him.

 

[jay211]

This is gold. Will assemble my crew later.

 

[Peter Parker]

$5 - Silvio - Loyal until the very end and always has my best interest
$4 -Jackie - nikka was the boss for a reason, just hopefully he lives
$3 - Tony B - Also super loyal, ice cold but likely to talk me out of doing something stupid and is family
$3 - Vito - who cares if he's gay, he's loyal and makes me.a shyt load of money

 

[Peter Parker]

The thing about the 5 dollar tier is it has to be Sil, your other options are:

Drug addict
Disloyal
Snitch
Civillian

 

[Breh the HitMang]

choices are too easy to make

i would love this for The Wire tho

 

[ryderldb]

One and two gotta be Silvio and Bobby b for me.

 

[WaveMolecules]

Harpo

 

[Uno]

How did the Jersey crew stay in power with those fukk ups.

Furio $4 shooter and Bobby $4 good earner and loyal
Furio can teach these kids Jackie Jr $2, $1 Matthew Bevilaqua & $1 Sean Gismonte
$3 Vito, good earner and trust him more than Ralph

 

[Devilinurear]

- $5 Sil. My #2
- $4 Furio. I keep a hitta wit me.
- $3 Vito. Loyal and a good earner, keep that fakkitry outta sight and we good
- $2 Ralph. Loose cannon but good earner, I'd know how to keep him in check
- $1 Matthew Bevilaqua & Sean Gismonte. Low end bodies I can use on bullshyt

5 sil loyalty
4 furio great muscle
3 Vito great earn
2 artie good food
1 harpo caused no problems

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Harpo

When Janice goes for him with the knife after he mentions him at dinner.

The look on Tony's face was straight

 

[Tryna Makit]

I think this thread is severely underestimating how Valuable Phil Leonardo would've been if he was on Tonys side
You get a Sil, a Furio/Bobby and a Jackie Aprile all in one for 3 bucks.....Phil was NY boss for a reason.... he was a respected, capable, vicious mobster and proved that unless provoked...he really could put business 1st......unless provoked

 

[Breh the HitMang]

I think this thread is severely underestimating how Valuable Phil Leonardo would've been if he was on Tonys side
You get a Sil, a Furio/Bobby and a Jackie Aprile all in one for 3 bucks.....Phil was NY boss for a reason.... he was a respected, capable, vicious mobster and proved that unless provoked...he really could put business 1st......unless provoked

Phil literally had his boss whacked cause he took a piece of steak of his plate, you want those problems?