You're seven years old, leaving a movie with your parents, AND SUDDENLY SOMEONE SHOOTS THEM DEAD

[GiantGonzalez]

Use my wealth and sway to lock him up in the shyttiest prison, pay off the judge to hit him with some child molestation charges. Then use my playboy status to fukk his wife in the ass, then send the goons after his family, and make sure to tell them right before they die, this is happening because of their dad

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

first option....... but id be arresting rich people too, not just the poor

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Whats wrong with mexico city

shytty air and they be kidnapping

 

[MenacingMonk]

Judge Dredd Batman crossover

Happened several times already.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Happened several times already.

Well I meant more in the elseworld/what if vein, like if Bruce Wayne commission Gotham pd like mega city

 

[Soundwave]

The premise of Batman is why the 60s version with Adam West never made sense to me ... it just elides the fact that this guy dresses up as a bat and fights crime because he watched his parents get murdered in from of him as a child

at all them options and STILL having "osu sucks" at the end.

That's what I chose

 

[JahBuhLun]

Go into the foster care system and be treated like shyt by various foster parents.

 

[Tony D'Amato]

My parents were matinee people.

 

[Jax]

Lazarus pit tempting as fukk but I'd have to go with option #1

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Go into the foster care system and be treated like shyt by various foster parents.

You were rich and had alfred to watch for you...

 

[Renkz]

OPTION 4, being a vigilante without powers isnt fun, I can put my money in helping in law enforcement, and spend my nights without fighting crime.

 

[parallax]

I don't see the option where I become strapped up and become the gunslinger hero paladin

 

[Blankthawtz]

run to the nearest Party City and buy a batman costume....

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

Keep the money and fukk the chicks.