You're on a date and this person claims to be a "born-again virgin."

[Flay Mayweather]

I'ont know mane'

fukk dat
she got her shyt tooted for years and all of a sudden want me to accept her for have some rejuvenated vagina?
you can't be forgiven for participating in gangbangs and other demonic dikkery

 

[HipHopStan]

What is your next move?

"bytch, GET REAL! "

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

If shes that gullible...




Play ball my nikka

 

[Michael's Black Son]

slut who is trying to jedi mind trick herself (and you) to believe that she is on another path. if it still seems to be worth the time, see where you can take things. If not keep it moving. no point in kicking it with her a month down the line and having to hear about how she used to eat dikks on the regular and now just wants to re-connect with Jesus

 

[Danny Up]

Oh, word? Me too!

 

[Emperor Sol]

This is pretty much my reaction

 

[Illuminatos]

I'll leave this here:

And yes I'm a new born virgin,.

Nothing to see here, just me stirring the pot.

 

[MikelArteta]

I'll leave this here:



Nothing to see here, just me stirring the pot.

 

[concise]

Depends on how they said it. Was this the subject or did they just blurt it out. Either way I would laugh and tell them no such thing. Once it's gone it's gone you can't make up some "new virginity" to feel better about yourself. If they say celibate that's better...

So if some dude just blurted it out, then ... ?

 

[Raava]

So if some dude just blurted it out, then ... ?

That might be enough for me to finish the date but never talk to him again. Like what was going on in his head? What did he think telling me was going to do?

I might give him the benefit of the doubt and go on a second date because at that point I'm not even trying to get in his pants. If he keeps blurting out random stuff

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Code term for former slut. Regular sex having women don't need to reset the clock...

Couldn't have said it better myself

 

[acri1]

Don't have time to deal with that BS. Def wouldn't call again.

Let her find some other (more gullible) dude to share with.

 

[RealAssanova]

ask her what's the punchline?

 

[Crakface]

What is your next move?

Ask her if she has herpes or HPV.

 

[QuintessentialBM]

Dutch