You're helping your mom bring in the groceries and OUT OF NO WHERE A NINJA PUTS A SWORD TO HER NECK

[Legal]

I'll do the sushi. Pretty sure I've don't it before, and know just the gas station in Tucson to hit up anyway.

Wash it down with a beer, a Four Loko, and shooter of vodka, and I'm probably good for another four hours of fukkery after that.

 

[Ohene]

you just killed ya moms

you just killed ya moms

fine then. gimme the d train from Manhattan to Brooklyn, touching the bars etc.. That's light work

 

[Knockout_LR_Freshmart]

1 or 3 are the only reasonable choices.

1 is a quick one-and-done of and its threshold of negative consequences is probably the lowest of all the options.

3 could get really bad, plus it's long-term, but at least you're still washing yourself.

Anyone who comfortably chose 7 needs to improve their sedentary lifestyle

 

[At30wecashout]

Bro im eating that floor pizza. All of these options creeped me the fukk out The Subway to sandwich scenario has me fukked up.

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

osu sucks is the ONLY answer