They got the drop on you. you're surrounded, and momdukes got a SWORD to her NECK. THEY AIN'T PLAYIN 
One of them approaches you and gives you the following options...you must do ONE OF THE FOLLOWING, or YOUR MOM IS DEAD. WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE???? 
- Ride an NYC Subway from one borough to another, bare handed the entire time, hand on railings and everything, then immediately get off the train and eat a sandwich with your bare hands.
THERE and BACK 
- Eat a bowl of soup from a China wet market; they will not tell you what type of meat is in the soup. You must eat the entire (big) bowl of soup, drink the broth.
- For 3 entire months, at least 5 workouts a week, workout and use the shower facilities at the bad YMCA in your city. You cannot use shower shoes. You cannot wipe anything down. You cannot use sanitizer at any point.
- Eat Sushi from an Arizona gas station, in August. Not Scottsdale or Tempe. There is no expiration date. 1 entire roll. You ask the person at the counter and she says "i think its good..?
" <= with that face - For 3 months, at least 8 nights a month, share a blunt with random people in a cypher outside barbershops and bars. You must take at least 4 full hits around the circle, you can't pass, you have no idea who will be in the circle prior. Each circle includes at least 4 other people. And its cold and flu season
- Eat an 2 slices of pizza that dropped on a bus/subway train floor. It did not pass the 3 second rule. It slid for a second. You must eat both slices, in its entirety, and crust. This month.
- Wear the same underwear for an entire month. You cannot wash them. You must workout in them. You have to have your entire regular life schedule. Go to work, take care of the kids, workout, etc.
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Wth. All terrifying choices. #7, I can do.
I'm going with number 1
