You're at a speed dating event and this woman talks to you...

[Uachet]

Catastrophically Tragic. That poor woman.

 

[Mike809]

Like I would be nice to her , but I'm scare that she would interpret that as me showing interest.

 

[cyndaquil]

Most people want a relationship. They don't need one. They want one.

It's like wanting junk food. Wanting a cigarette. Wanting alcohol.

One the impulse has been destroyed one is truly free.

He might go home and read a dictionary, a set of encyclopedias, start working out, eating healthy. He could design something or start at billion dollar company or launch an app or website.

He might go home log on and hop onto JBO...Oh wait it's down

 

[Afrodroid]

 

[CodeKansas]

 

[Peter Popoff]

Flip the mafụcking table on that critter ...

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

That’s really a woman?

 

[247Alex]

Flip the mafụcking table on that critter ...

 

[ViShawn]

Exactly

 

[Afrodroid]

Catastrophically Tragic. That poor woman.

I've actually been to a couple speed dating events. "Ugly" people are so nice and just happy that you're speaking to them. Of course I ain't going home with those monsters but it still feels good to make their day by flirting with them. I'm negging nikkas laughing at this ugly bytch on sight

I get the point but as a elite member of handsome gang i don't want any business with ugly people , even bad bytches trying to holla at me get some nasty treatment if i don't like their attitudes

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Like I would be nice to her , but I'm scare that she would interpret that as me showing interest.

Unfortunately some people think that being nice to them is you being interested,

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Low End Derrick]

"I'm sure your a great person, and I know the one you're looking for is out there, but unfortunately that person isn't me."

"Sorry about that, but I hope you find what you're looking for tho!"

It aint that hard.

 

[klientel]

Its so hard for me to be mean to people that I know get shytted on alot, so I probably would have dipped in a nicer way but....

GODDAMN, those teeth were wild

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

fukk the both of them... but how the fukk is this not staged?

"I like to eat hea!thy,do you eat healthy?"