You're a prison guard and you walk in and see this...

[Voice of Reason]

I bet them Mannie Fresh lookin dikes are in there eating good

 

[Bunchy Carter]

I perfer my females who do not have to take timed showers

 

[IVS]

Ima tell them criminhoez to get back to they cells. And read they Bibles

 

[Waka FICO Flamez]

You know them hoes will be flirtatious with you if you look good. They starving for dikk and attention in there. You have to be strong willed to work there. Even if you 100 sure you won't risk your job and freedom trying to smash, you could still get caught up in the flirtatious game they gonna play.

 

[Mowgli]

Cons for cons.

 

[OperationNumbNutts]

I'll pass. Some tail isn't worth the stress.

 

[Savvir]

#correctionalbros

 

[ucanthandlethetruth]

What's your next move

Gon be some sweet sounds

goin down

on the nightshift

Gon be all night

its gon be aaaaaaaawwwwlrrrrrright

on the nightshift

 

[Shaman]

I just watched an episode of “mayor of kingstown” where a young/dumb CO got seduced by a female prisoner who ended up stabbing him 30x in the neck with a pencil…then she said he forcefully raped her so now his family won’t even get insurance/benefits…at least she let him nut before she killed him but nah it’s not worth it…I wouldn’t do a damn thing but tell them bytches not to sit on the table

came in here to talk about that same scene

even before that I remember they explained how treacherous female inmates are and how entertaining them like that is a guaranteed way to get yourself extorted

 

[old pig]

came in here to talk about that same scene

even before that I remember they explained how treacherous female inmates are and how entertaining them like that is a guaranteed way to get yourself extorted

ya I literally just watched that ep this morning then I finished up the season…can’t believe how dumb that fool was especially when you take into account why they had to transfer his stupid ass there in the first place smh

 

[Treblemaka]

No thanks, I prefer free range coochie.

That man said he want that organic cage free c00chie

 

[Yaboysix]

fukk around and be locked up with them afterwards....cause best believe they WILL tell on that ass.

I was a C.O for a couple months (in a men's prison)

My coworkers would tell me stories about going to Female prisons for facility visits...say the women would go crazy at the sight of men and flash n put they pwussy lips on the glass...i ain't strong enough for that, breh...im man enough to admit im weak in that department.

 

[ThatTruth777]

"Yall need to go to library with your phat asses "

 

[melraH]

Money Over bytches

Get some money you can Have even finer chicks p*ssy popping Domestic or foreign. If you keep getting tempted at work (not just talking about prison here) Jerk Before Work.

 

[Paper Boi]

nothing that shyt is a set up

you simps the biggest lick in existence