You're a criminal in gotham and you cant leave

[FlyGuy]

i would become a stan of bane or just clean up my life and get with job corps

you could still work....you could still take care of your kids...

 

[FlyGuy]

I'd break the Bats mentally by fukking his mother right in front of Wayne Manor

 

[Doctor Doom]

I'd break the Bats mentally by fukking his mother right in front of Wayne Manor

His mother is dead.

 

[FlyGuy]

His mother is dead.

a fact he and I both know very well

 

[HideoKojima]

Identity theft. easiest way to get my paper up without every seeing the bat

or wake up now

 

[Doctor Doom]

a fact he and I both know very well

 

[Taadow]

I would operate entirely during the day and never at night, preferably during that small window when Bruce is mackin' overrated lookin' broads like Katie Holmes, Nicole Kidman, & Maggie Gyllenbarf.

fixed.

 

[Taadow]

i'd commit the maximum amount of crimes not to get on the worlds greatest detective's radar

Word...be the illest jaywalking purse snatcher of blind people there ever was...

 

[FaTaL]

stalk batman and find out who he is and kill him when hes riding in his lambo during the day

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

study pictures of batman for 30-35 minutes... figure out his identity just that fast... then sell it to TMZ... then when he can't leave his house to do crime fighting cause the entire world knows who he is and the cops being on his ass for multiple cases of assault, driving unlicensed cars and planes, and a bunch of other illegal shyt with no warrants...

only then would i start my life of crime

 

[Detroit Wave]

movie bane isnt real bane

 

[jackswstd]

I'd turn myself in. Batman+prep time>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>my criminal IQ

 

[EA]

All I'd do is white collar crime. Inside trading, credit/debit card fraud, etc.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

movie bane isnt real bane

As You Wish.

 

[Food Mane]

I'd just do normal criminal shyt. Sell coke, cc fraud, bootleg movies. It's always the wild ass unprofitable schemes that get the attention of the superheroes.