Hands down the best episode of that series
when creh didn't know he had an accent
Your wife wants a nanny and she’s willing to pay for it. Here’s who she is hiring:
- Thread starter Patrick Kane
- Start date
when creh didn't know he had an accent
Another way to look at it
Have you doing push ups in the morning before going downstairs just to get the nanny to keep eye contact a second longer just so you can go to the wife with the
feelosofer
#ninergang
Not falling into that trap.
Another way to look at it
Have you doing push ups in the morning before going downstairs just to get the nanny to keep eye contact a second longer just so you can go to the wife with the
you gotta get ready to go get a snack
The BasedFather
Task Force
She can be the nanny. Now when she pop up 9 months later with a curly head baby I don’t know anything about that 
Losing your mind like D'Angelo before a concert refusing to come downstairs until you do 200 pushups.you gotta get ready to go get a snack
In the car sweaty as hell going to date night just because you were trying to get the nanny to comment on how your sweater fits.
Take 3 honey packs before you put it on wifey and cause as much commotion as u can praying nanny hears
OnlyOneBoss
Superstar
If you actually value your family and the life you and your wife built you’ll have enough self control to not ruin it for a young Colombian nanny
If you don’t care you were gonna end up cheating anyways so fukk it
If you don’t care you were gonna end up cheating anyways so fukk it
Mordith
H.E.N.R.Y.
Ay dios mio! 
OnlyOneBoss
Superstar
Looking at the video,
That's a damn good women. Feminine, fit, friendly, and intelligent.
Why is it so hard for a lot of American women to be that?
Because all American women need is a fat ass and a high sex drive and nikkas will give them 5 kids and pay their bills
And American men (in general) are borderline illiterate fat brehs like let’s be very serious.
1/81
@ahouse4all
My mom was a nanny for this little white blonde blue eyed baby and his very rich parents left him with my mom soooo much (paying hourly + over nights for weeks at a time) that he only spoke Spanish and only exclusively wanted to eat my mom's Mexican food.
[Quoted tweet]
what’s the most obscene display of wealth you have seen
2/81
@ahouse4all
Not speaking the same language as your child because you're paying someone else to raise it is so crazy lmao
3/81
@SoftPriestess
My parents weren’t rich BUT they didn’t give a fukk about me so my neighbor was my nanny — APPARENTLY I was fluent in Portuguese as a child . ?????????? Which I only found out at 25 . Bc I was like oh this is easy to understand & suddenly my mom told me ?????? The SHOCK I tell u
4/81
@cutietoryxo
can't blame the kid for choosing Mexican food over anything else
5/81
@aletoowelll
i was poor but both my parents worked when i was little, and as a result my next door neighbor minded me a lot. she was polish and didn’t speak any english, and my parents only spoke spanish and not english so I was four years old speaking Polish to my poor parents who had no clue
6/81
@chfsrh
I was a private chef for 10 years and met many kids that were raised by nannie. Not a life I would want for my kids. I became a private chef so I could spent as much time with my kids as possible while still maintaining a career (which was important to me.)
7/81
@Sarah60573511
He wasn't wrong about the food!
8/81
@LilKittyZoey
I personally am more attached to my nanny than my actual parents
9/81
@tippitytoptweet
my mom had the same thing going for this jewish family and she damn near raised a son and a daughter from birth til like 8 years old and the same thing happened LOL . They knew some hebrew and english but it was mostly spanish
10/81
@NyetflixNoChill
You gotta see the episode of Atlanta called Trini 2 De Bone. It’s just like what you wrote, but Trinidadian. Season 3 episode 7.
11/81
@Lil_Luna_IRLz
your mom did NOT tolerate unseasoned food, big W🥹
12/81
@Tradervikasg
i feel like this is so common in NYC. every time we visited new york we would always see nannies at the park speaking spanish to white/black/asian lil kids and the kids speaking it back. fluently at that.
13/81
@Gracebal0
That kid won’t give a damn about the parents when he grows up too, it’s how life plays out at the end.
14/81
@Emmmyalluu
I used to nanny part time, the husband tried cheating on his wife with me on several different occasions, would make comments like “I wish I married a tight, short, younger woman like yourself”
15/81
@MelissaEnchant
This sounds like the Chet Hanks episode of Atlanta.
16/81
@LoneStarRazor
Omg I have seen this exact thing and the family has 3 kids. The nanny is rarely ever off, even goes on vacation with them. When they do keep the kids at night, they get benedryl. Blew me away.
17/81
@iamumiyaawan
I saw a guy tear off like 3 sheets of paper towels to dry his hands...
18/81
@Otuosoro_Ranjo
He would grow up to care about the little things.
Whatever the case maybe, children needs their parebr.
This is why fathers who work 24/7 in the name of working age don't create time for their kids will never sit well with me.
Give the money a break sometimes.
19/81
@iamumiyaawan
When someone has double digit numbers of homes that they own and travel to that is too many.
10 mansion homes. = Obscene.
20/81
@hantoka2
Crazy stuff
21/81
@mohd_asjad_
That story is both heartwarming and amusing, It's a perfect blend of cultural exchange and unintended consequences.
22/81
@GhalibAlam19
This heartwarming Tale showcases the power of love and homemade cooking..
Your mom's nurturing spirit and delicious meals clearly left an indelible mark..
23/81
@ejazalam2
such a sweet story! It sounds like your mom’s care and cooking made a huge impression.
24/81
@tabishali016
That's such a touching story. It’s incredible how love and care can bridge any gap, even language and cultural differences. Your mom’s warmth and the connection she built with that child really highlight the profound impact of nurturing and compassion.
25/81
@Ar1229157R
Wow... Lucky kid
26/81
@realHazeezat
Can’t blame the kid. Heartwarming too
27/81
@Lemehol_A_dollA
Lol there’s an Atlanta episode with a similar sub plot line like this lol
28/81
@TheLynx_1
This end result is how you know you've wasted your life as a parent.
Their wealth and status won't comfort them on their deathbeds.
29/81
@pwrcryptocom
that's not obscene, that's sad
30/81
@Nikole_Corbi
Ich bin eifersuchtig. Mein kindermadchen war meine deutsche Oma und sie schlug mich mit einem holzloffe
31/81
@varkno
On a side note, this baby might become an actual bilingual & do much better later in life
32/81
@nicebigdog
he was so incredibly lucky to have your mom in his life, how much richer his life must have been
33/81
@GorillaLibrn
My cousin's little boy spent so much time with his Spanish-speaking nanny, that when school time rolled around, they wanted to put him into ESL.
34/81
@elizabethaustin
we knew somebody who had to carry around a Polish phrasebook so he could figure out what his son was saying
35/81
@muskratbaroness
There’s an episode of Atlanta with Chet Hanks where he spoke with a Trini accent bc he was raised by his Nanny.
36/81
@ltw1996
He was introduced to flavor and couldn’t go back lol
37/81
@SoCalLakerGirl
Kinda jealous of this kid, not gonna lie
Also, he's bilingual now because of your mom? Wow
38/81
@Gluonsrule
when i was a nanny in nyc, i was the 'weekend' nanny and my other nanny friends told me stories just like that.
the mom of the girl i took care of was so jealous of me that she made me eat in the kitchen.
idgaf.
39/81
@aifendragon
Knew someone whose dad grew up in India during the last days of the British Raj; his first language was Hindi for exactly the same reasons
40/81
@chrismp59
At least someone was bringing him up right.
41/81
@SandraH3llo
This happened in the movie Fun with dikk And Jane.
42/81
@Jasonterrysysbm
Based kid, tbh. I love Mexican food……and women lol
43/81
@eniolakiite
🫠🫠
44/81
@iamumiyaawan
That’s so unfortunate
45/81
@Empireenjoyer11
In the contract agreement there should be something about preventing your child from being taught the nannies language and culture.
46/81
@bowling23
That's just sad
47/81
@iamumiyaawan
nanny culture will forever be f** up to me, as someone from a culture and socioeconomic level where its super common
48/81
@neoamericana
Obscene display of wealth? I doubt your mother cost that much.
49/81
@LeeKurtiss
How is that a display of wealth?
50/81
@_SarahJutt
That’s so unique
51/81
@zehra__Alizy
"My parents ignored me and my neighbor was my nanny. At 25, I found out I was fluent in Portuguese as a child, which shocked me when my mom mentioned it."
52/81
@bvishnoi29
This sounds like the Chet Hanks episode of Atlanta.
53/81
@catorano
No big deal.
54/81
@Aajad_jatt
Mind blowing
55/81
@paulanfield
That's good
56/81
@bvishnoi29
You gotta see the episode of Atlanta called Trini 2 De Bone. It’s just like what you wrote, but Trinidadian. Season 3 episode 7.
57/81
@bvishnoi29
My parents weren’t rich BUT they didn’t give a fukk about me so my neighbor was my nanny — APPARENTLY I was fluent in Portuguese as a child . ?????????? Which I only found out at 25 . Bc I was like oh this is easy to understand & suddenly my mom told me ?????? The SHOCK I tell u
58/81
@bvishnoi29
That kid won’t give a damn about the parents when he grows up too, it’s how life plays out at the end.
59/81
@bvishnoi29
can't blame the kid for choosing Mexican food over anything else
60/81
@AltafKhanjhansi
Wow, that's quite a story! It sounds like your mom had a big impact on that little one, especially if he ended up speaking Spanish and loving Mexican food so much. It's amazing how caring for someone can shape their preferences and experiences. Your mom must have created a really special bond with the baby for him to feel so comfortable and at home with her. Have you ever had a chance to meet the little one and see the connection they share with your mom? It's heartwarming to hear stories of such strong connections and cultural influences.
61/81
@bvishnoi29
I personally am more attached to my nanny than my actual parents
62/81
@bvishnoi29
He wasn't wrong about the food!
63/81
@bvishnoi29
Not speaking the same language as your child because you're paying someone else to raise it is so crazy lmao
64/81
@bvishnoi29
i was poor but both my parents worked when i was little, and as a result my next door neighbor minded me a lot. she was polish and didn’t speak any english, and my parents only spoke spanish and not english so I was four years old speaking Polish to my poor parents who had no clue
65/81
@Sunil_Gugarwal_
This must have been quite a unique experience for both your mother and little boy. It is amazing how much cultural influences can affect a child's preferences and language development, especially when they live in a different environment for a long period of time.
66/81
@bvishnoi29
your mom did NOT tolerate unseasoned food, big W🥹
67/81
@Thalapathy_000
For looking baby she was paid so that she was very careful with that blue eyed baby
68/81
@Aajad_jatt
With needy family members who are financially irresponsible, or chronically ask for money, I start complaining about my financial life. I embellish the truth and complain: “Hi Mom, I am short on money this month, can I have $100.00 or $200.00 to pay my rent?” I would do this about once every two months.Over time, the moochers quit asking me for money. Why? They only wanted to take my money, not give me any
69/81
@Aajad_jatt
Love you Mom
70/81
@Aajad_jatt
Mom is very grateful
71/81
@Thebigd47068248
I once worked with my dad in a home that had two big screen TV's and video game systems for each kid. They were like 7 years old. Both had the same stuff. They bought the nanny a Tahoe. It was Brent Barry's siblings.
72/81
@bvishnoi29
I was a private chef for 10 years and met many kids that were raised by nannie. Not a life I would want for my kids. I became a private chef so I could spent as much time with my kids as possible while still maintaining a career (which was important to me.)
73/81
@storytellerAman
He wasn't wrong about food lol Spanish is good too ..
He wouldn't need to download Duolingo on his phone later in future lol
74/81
@Ishusokal9116
"My parents weren't wealthy, but they didn't pay much attention to me, so my neighbor ended up being my nanny. Apparently, I was fluent in Portuguese as a child, something I only discovered at 25! I remember thinking, 'This is easy to understand,' and then my mom casually mentioned it. The shock was unbelievable!"
75/81
@Aajad_jatt
Awesome
76/81
@Linaprinccess
I was a nanny back in the day and the husband always payed me with his hard D
77/81
@tabishali016
Wow You are lucky, and your story is very emotional
78/81
@Sunil_Merta2310
Kkkk
79/81
@Yaduvanshi4050
That's amazing, your mom really left her mark
80/81
@Aajad_jatt
Fantastic
81/81
@Hira_Rajput786
My parents weren’t rich BUT they didn’t give a fukk about me so my neighbor was my nanny — APPARENTLY I was fluent in Portuguese as a child . ?????????? Which I only found out at 25 . Bc I was like oh this is easy to understand & suddenly my mom told me ?????? The SHOCK I tell u
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@ahouse4all
My mom was a nanny for this little white blonde blue eyed baby and his very rich parents left him with my mom soooo much (paying hourly + over nights for weeks at a time) that he only spoke Spanish and only exclusively wanted to eat my mom's Mexican food.
[Quoted tweet]
what’s the most obscene display of wealth you have seen
2/81
@ahouse4all
Not speaking the same language as your child because you're paying someone else to raise it is so crazy lmao
3/81
@SoftPriestess
My parents weren’t rich BUT they didn’t give a fukk about me so my neighbor was my nanny — APPARENTLY I was fluent in Portuguese as a child . ?????????? Which I only found out at 25 . Bc I was like oh this is easy to understand & suddenly my mom told me ?????? The SHOCK I tell u
4/81
@cutietoryxo
can't blame the kid for choosing Mexican food over anything else
5/81
@aletoowelll
i was poor but both my parents worked when i was little, and as a result my next door neighbor minded me a lot. she was polish and didn’t speak any english, and my parents only spoke spanish and not english so I was four years old speaking Polish to my poor parents who had no clue
6/81
@chfsrh
I was a private chef for 10 years and met many kids that were raised by nannie. Not a life I would want for my kids. I became a private chef so I could spent as much time with my kids as possible while still maintaining a career (which was important to me.)
7/81
@Sarah60573511
He wasn't wrong about the food!
8/81
@LilKittyZoey
I personally am more attached to my nanny than my actual parents
9/81
@tippitytoptweet
my mom had the same thing going for this jewish family and she damn near raised a son and a daughter from birth til like 8 years old and the same thing happened LOL . They knew some hebrew and english but it was mostly spanish
10/81
@NyetflixNoChill
You gotta see the episode of Atlanta called Trini 2 De Bone. It’s just like what you wrote, but Trinidadian. Season 3 episode 7.
11/81
@Lil_Luna_IRLz
your mom did NOT tolerate unseasoned food, big W🥹
12/81
@Tradervikasg
i feel like this is so common in NYC. every time we visited new york we would always see nannies at the park speaking spanish to white/black/asian lil kids and the kids speaking it back. fluently at that.
13/81
@Gracebal0
That kid won’t give a damn about the parents when he grows up too, it’s how life plays out at the end.
14/81
@Emmmyalluu
I used to nanny part time, the husband tried cheating on his wife with me on several different occasions, would make comments like “I wish I married a tight, short, younger woman like yourself”
15/81
@MelissaEnchant
This sounds like the Chet Hanks episode of Atlanta.
16/81
@LoneStarRazor
Omg I have seen this exact thing and the family has 3 kids. The nanny is rarely ever off, even goes on vacation with them. When they do keep the kids at night, they get benedryl. Blew me away.
17/81
@iamumiyaawan
I saw a guy tear off like 3 sheets of paper towels to dry his hands...
18/81
@Otuosoro_Ranjo
He would grow up to care about the little things.
Whatever the case maybe, children needs their parebr.
This is why fathers who work 24/7 in the name of working age don't create time for their kids will never sit well with me.
Give the money a break sometimes.
19/81
@iamumiyaawan
When someone has double digit numbers of homes that they own and travel to that is too many.
10 mansion homes. = Obscene.
20/81
@hantoka2
Crazy stuff
21/81
@mohd_asjad_
That story is both heartwarming and amusing, It's a perfect blend of cultural exchange and unintended consequences.
22/81
@GhalibAlam19
This heartwarming Tale showcases the power of love and homemade cooking..
Your mom's nurturing spirit and delicious meals clearly left an indelible mark..
23/81
@ejazalam2
such a sweet story! It sounds like your mom’s care and cooking made a huge impression.
24/81
@tabishali016
That's such a touching story. It’s incredible how love and care can bridge any gap, even language and cultural differences. Your mom’s warmth and the connection she built with that child really highlight the profound impact of nurturing and compassion.
25/81
@Ar1229157R
Wow... Lucky kid
26/81
@realHazeezat
Can’t blame the kid. Heartwarming too
27/81
@Lemehol_A_dollA
Lol there’s an Atlanta episode with a similar sub plot line like this lol
28/81
@TheLynx_1
This end result is how you know you've wasted your life as a parent.
Their wealth and status won't comfort them on their deathbeds.
29/81
@pwrcryptocom
that's not obscene, that's sad
30/81
@Nikole_Corbi
Ich bin eifersuchtig. Mein kindermadchen war meine deutsche Oma und sie schlug mich mit einem holzloffe
31/81
@varkno
On a side note, this baby might become an actual bilingual & do much better later in life
32/81
@nicebigdog
he was so incredibly lucky to have your mom in his life, how much richer his life must have been
33/81
@GorillaLibrn
My cousin's little boy spent so much time with his Spanish-speaking nanny, that when school time rolled around, they wanted to put him into ESL.
34/81
@elizabethaustin
we knew somebody who had to carry around a Polish phrasebook so he could figure out what his son was saying
35/81
@muskratbaroness
There’s an episode of Atlanta with Chet Hanks where he spoke with a Trini accent bc he was raised by his Nanny.
36/81
@ltw1996
He was introduced to flavor and couldn’t go back lol
37/81
@SoCalLakerGirl
Kinda jealous of this kid, not gonna lie
Also, he's bilingual now because of your mom? Wow
38/81
@Gluonsrule
when i was a nanny in nyc, i was the 'weekend' nanny and my other nanny friends told me stories just like that.
the mom of the girl i took care of was so jealous of me that she made me eat in the kitchen.
idgaf.39/81
@aifendragon
Knew someone whose dad grew up in India during the last days of the British Raj; his first language was Hindi for exactly the same reasons
40/81
@chrismp59
At least someone was bringing him up right.
41/81
@SandraH3llo
This happened in the movie Fun with dikk And Jane.
42/81
@Jasonterrysysbm
Based kid, tbh. I love Mexican food……and women lol
43/81
@eniolakiite
🫠🫠
44/81
@iamumiyaawan
That’s so unfortunate
45/81
@Empireenjoyer11
In the contract agreement there should be something about preventing your child from being taught the nannies language and culture.
46/81
@bowling23
That's just sad
47/81
@iamumiyaawan
nanny culture will forever be f** up to me, as someone from a culture and socioeconomic level where its super common
48/81
@neoamericana
Obscene display of wealth? I doubt your mother cost that much.
49/81
@LeeKurtiss
How is that a display of wealth?
50/81
@_SarahJutt
That’s so unique
51/81
@zehra__Alizy
"My parents ignored me and my neighbor was my nanny. At 25, I found out I was fluent in Portuguese as a child, which shocked me when my mom mentioned it."
52/81
@bvishnoi29
This sounds like the Chet Hanks episode of Atlanta.
53/81
@catorano
No big deal.
54/81
@Aajad_jatt
Mind blowing
55/81
@paulanfield
That's good
56/81
@bvishnoi29
You gotta see the episode of Atlanta called Trini 2 De Bone. It’s just like what you wrote, but Trinidadian. Season 3 episode 7.
57/81
@bvishnoi29
My parents weren’t rich BUT they didn’t give a fukk about me so my neighbor was my nanny — APPARENTLY I was fluent in Portuguese as a child . ?????????? Which I only found out at 25 . Bc I was like oh this is easy to understand & suddenly my mom told me ?????? The SHOCK I tell u
58/81
@bvishnoi29
That kid won’t give a damn about the parents when he grows up too, it’s how life plays out at the end.
59/81
@bvishnoi29
can't blame the kid for choosing Mexican food over anything else
60/81
@AltafKhanjhansi
Wow, that's quite a story! It sounds like your mom had a big impact on that little one, especially if he ended up speaking Spanish and loving Mexican food so much. It's amazing how caring for someone can shape their preferences and experiences. Your mom must have created a really special bond with the baby for him to feel so comfortable and at home with her. Have you ever had a chance to meet the little one and see the connection they share with your mom? It's heartwarming to hear stories of such strong connections and cultural influences.
61/81
@bvishnoi29
I personally am more attached to my nanny than my actual parents
62/81
@bvishnoi29
He wasn't wrong about the food!
63/81
@bvishnoi29
Not speaking the same language as your child because you're paying someone else to raise it is so crazy lmao
64/81
@bvishnoi29
i was poor but both my parents worked when i was little, and as a result my next door neighbor minded me a lot. she was polish and didn’t speak any english, and my parents only spoke spanish and not english so I was four years old speaking Polish to my poor parents who had no clue
65/81
@Sunil_Gugarwal_
This must have been quite a unique experience for both your mother and little boy. It is amazing how much cultural influences can affect a child's preferences and language development, especially when they live in a different environment for a long period of time.
66/81
@bvishnoi29
your mom did NOT tolerate unseasoned food, big W🥹
67/81
@Thalapathy_000
For looking baby she was paid so that she was very careful with that blue eyed baby
68/81
@Aajad_jatt
With needy family members who are financially irresponsible, or chronically ask for money, I start complaining about my financial life. I embellish the truth and complain: “Hi Mom, I am short on money this month, can I have $100.00 or $200.00 to pay my rent?” I would do this about once every two months.Over time, the moochers quit asking me for money. Why? They only wanted to take my money, not give me any
69/81
@Aajad_jatt
Love you Mom
70/81
@Aajad_jatt
Mom is very grateful
71/81
@Thebigd47068248
I once worked with my dad in a home that had two big screen TV's and video game systems for each kid. They were like 7 years old. Both had the same stuff. They bought the nanny a Tahoe. It was Brent Barry's siblings.
72/81
@bvishnoi29
I was a private chef for 10 years and met many kids that were raised by nannie. Not a life I would want for my kids. I became a private chef so I could spent as much time with my kids as possible while still maintaining a career (which was important to me.)
73/81
@storytellerAman
He wasn't wrong about food lol Spanish is good too ..
He wouldn't need to download Duolingo on his phone later in future lol
74/81
@Ishusokal9116
"My parents weren't wealthy, but they didn't pay much attention to me, so my neighbor ended up being my nanny. Apparently, I was fluent in Portuguese as a child, something I only discovered at 25! I remember thinking, 'This is easy to understand,' and then my mom casually mentioned it. The shock was unbelievable!"
75/81
@Aajad_jatt
Awesome
76/81
@Linaprinccess
I was a nanny back in the day and the husband always payed me with his hard D
77/81
@tabishali016
Wow You are lucky, and your story is very emotional
78/81
@Sunil_Merta2310
Kkkk
79/81
@Yaduvanshi4050
That's amazing, your mom really left her mark
80/81
@Aajad_jatt
Fantastic
81/81
@Hira_Rajput786
My parents weren’t rich BUT they didn’t give a fukk about me so my neighbor was my nanny — APPARENTLY I was fluent in Portuguese as a child . ?????????? Which I only found out at 25 . Bc I was like oh this is easy to understand & suddenly my mom told me ?????? The SHOCK I tell u
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