Your Prize is 1.2 BILLION DOLLARS if you survive: which of these would you MOST want to face?

[calh45]

I almost went with the zombies until I remembered how quick they was moving. Jason, Michael Meyers, and leatherface would get that work for 1.2 billy. They all real people they just crazy as hell. I can fukk with crazy. No demon people or dogs or robots. Leatherface first cause I'm jackin that chainsaw then Jason and Mike catchin it

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Top 3 most deadly:

1. T-1000
2. 2 predators
3. 5 cujos

Top 3 least deadly:

1. 2 robocops : these are easily confused and neutralized
2. 2 aliens : deadly but i dont think ripley is MUCH more talented than me.
3. Chuckies

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

@ the bolo fights being streets of rage style.... are there turkeys along the way??

gonna have to go with 16 chucky dolls. i think dude still has the same strength as a full grown man, but im still pretty sure i could go in with no weapons and fukk all those dolls up

gonna get that fukking work

 

[MostReal]

should of added 3 Silent Rages (you with no weapons in a house)

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

PENNYWISE IS AN ILLUSION AND I'M A ZEN MASTER WITH PERFECT CONTROL OF MY UNCONSCIOUS MIND, SO THAT WOULD BE A CAKEWALK, BROTHER!

 

[Brandeezy]

4 Cujos. Poison them, then i win

 

[Pool_Shark]

16 chuckys rushing you at the same time, youre getting stabbed for sure. Even worse if its a house cause they can hide anywhere.

 

[Heelmatic]

Man them 4 Cujo's would fukk you up. Yall acting like this is a martial arts movie and these rabid fukking dogs gonna just come after you one at a time Technically I think two of em could do the job, but 4? Nah you gettin that work

I'd fukk those Chucky dolls up though

 

[hex]

Pennywise is low key one of....if not the....worst, hardest things to choose from the list. He can warp reality....people are talking about Terminators and Predators and Jason....at least with them you know what the fukk is going on. Pennywise can create entire environments to fukk with your mind. Also It can shape shift into basically anything on that list, anyway.

One of him can do that....if it was 5 you'd need the X-Men or some shyt to win. I read the "5 Pennywises" like Ed gotta be trolling with that shyt.

Fred.

 

[thenatural]

I voted for the Cujos, but after the no weapons edit, I'm going with Pennywise x5.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

IF YOU SURVIVE and PASS one of these options, you get 1.2 BILLION DOLLARS AFTER TAX. and you MUST choose one.

• 2 predators
• 2 xenomorphs [alien]
• 4 cujos
• 2 t-100s
• 1 t-1000
• Jason, Michael Meyers, and leatherface in the same house at once
• The croc from lake placid
• 2 anacondas [you are on a boat]
• 16 Chucky dolls
• 5 Pennywises
• an apartment complex [4 floors at least] of freshly turned zombies
• 2 robocops
• 5 PRIME bolo yungs [no weapons, and its Streets of Rage style]
• 3 full stregnth werewolves

Even babies know Michigan sucks

 

[TKOK]

Pennywise is low key one of....if not the....worst, hardest things to choose from the list. He can warp reality....people are talking about Terminators and Predators and Jason....at least with them you know what the fukk is going on. Pennywise can create entire environments to fukk with your mind. Also It can shape shift into basically anything on that list, anyway.

One of him can do that....if it was 5 you'd need the X-Men or some shyt to win. I read the "5 Pennywises" like Ed gotta be trolling with that shyt.

Fred.

I think being able to tap into your fears is what puts pennywise over the top.

I think i'd take on the 16 chucky's

 

[Ricky Church]

no weapons at all? that's some bullshyt. how am I supposed to kill a 300lb St. Bernard with my bare hands?

you need some kinda weapon for anything on this list, you coming up dead as a duck just straight up.

 

[hex]

no weapons at all? that's some bullshyt. how am I supposed to kill a 300lb St. Bernard with my bare hands?

you need some kinda weapon for anything on this list, you coming up dead as a duck just straight up.

I assumed "no weapons" meant you could use environmental hazards but you couldn't pull out an AK or some crazy shyt.

I could make a makeshift flame thrower with a can of bug spray and a match....neither are weapons though. Unless he means absolutely nothing as a weapon which is

Fred.

 

[Ricky Church]

I assumed "no weapons" meant you could use environmental hazards but you couldn't pull out an AK or some crazy shyt.

I could make a makeshift flame thrower with a can of bug spray and a match....neither are weapons though. Unless he means absolutely nothing as a weapon which is

Fred.

I know. that's what I'm saying, the way he said it made it seem like NO WEAPONS WHATSOEVER.

cause if it's me and some Cujo's I could easily jump in a whip and run them pooches the fukk over then drive straight to the bank.
that's technically a "weapon."