damn just had burritos over my patna's crib..ran to his bathroom like
an accidentally knocked his 3 year old son over while i was running, lil mans looked up at me like
as i was closing the door..fuk u lil nucca i gotta blow big dookies
HAAALLLLPPP...2 MINS into my dookie session this lil nikka gone knock on the bathroom door
me: (cracks door open)
WHAT?
lil mans:
you only over here cuz you wanna fukk my mamma!
me:
(sharting, dookie spraying liKE lava) nikka WHAT?
lil mans:
my momma..you wanna fukk dont you
me: (pushes the kid so i can close the door)
wasnt me..
lil mans: (gets up crying) MMAAMMMAAAA