Does the fleshlight feel like a real p*ssy? That shyt looks like it hurts
Your Fleshlight: What do you clean it with?
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Thanks breh.
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Well, nothing can never replace the real feel of a woman's vagina however, if you're itching with no end in sight, it works good enough.
Stop self-destructing yourself. It only hurts if you want it to hurt.
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Creep.
Thanks. It's okay. She was an older lady pass her prime. After she raised her children single-handedly and they became unfortunate b*stards, she felt worthless. One daughter went off to college and got enlightened by her chalky professor only to end up in his bed every night. But hey, at least she had someone to teach her about writing feminine poetry and to put the hat on for the professor to find her beautiful. She had too many knots going on for it to be naturally carefree.
The son was an unfortunate case as well. He dropped out and daddy couldn't tell him to stay. I think his dad's phone privileges got revoked. Anyway, the son got caught up in that life and was attacking people for no good reason. Stupid nikka moment shyt. Listen to his buddies talk though, he was fighting the good fight because nobody cared about them and they had to become an unit just to survive. He was very angry and felt like a woman should never be what his mother was and he shouldn't be what his father was while still being like his father. He really didn't want any women though, deep down inside, he enjoyed being happy with his homies wishing they could be silky Remy as well and not understanding why someone would want to divorce Jay-Z. "He's too good a man" they say and boy, do they ever wish they could have him.
I think he posts on The Coli nowadays.
I'll miss that ol' lady. He didn't have to do her like that. She could have been hydrated properly. She didn't need to understand vwls.
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thread has me dead 