Your Fleshlight: What do you clean it with?

[BoltGuy]

I let it soak in hot water n' soap with a dash of bleach and then I gurgle it with Listerine. Spray with Lysol.

 

[Tunez]

Drop it in acid

 

[kp404]

Dude, seriously, log off the coli, close the laptop, get up, open the window, and jump out...please

 

[Slystallion]

men with sex toys...smh

Ol bud bundy self

 

[msims]

My cum keeps it clean.


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[Diondon]

 

[b@squ1@t]

 

[BoltGuy]

Drop it in acid

The horror.

Dude, seriously, log off the coli, close the laptop, get up, open the window, and jump out...please

Get on the landing pad, bend over, and I'll do it.

men with sex toys...smh

Ol bud bundy self

You're my toy.

My cum keeps it clean.


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I'm all about recycling too.

Tee hee!!!

Cute Christmas card photo.

 

[Slystallion]

but yo i mean i can't knock you if you use it to maintain your stroke though as long as its not a replacement girlfriend and you actually have intercourse with real females

 

[BoltGuy]

but yo i mean i can't knock you if you use it to maintain your stroke though as long as its not a replacement girlfriend and you actually have intercourse with real females

I got it molded after my ex, who passed away a couple of years ago. So, the realism is there. No naturalism here.

 

[Slystallion]

I got it molded after my ex, who passed away a couple of years ago. So, the realism is there. No naturalism here.

if true wow....no more jokes for this guy okay

sorry to hear that

 

[Illuminatos]

That's disgusting...I don't have one but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to cum inside of it

 

[msims]

but yo i mean i can't knock you if you use it to maintain your stroke though as long as its not a replacement girlfriend and you actually have intercourse with real females

But I mean, you can't do this to a real girlfriend....

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[BoltGuy]

if true wow....no more jokes for this guy okay

sorry to hear that

Thanks. It's okay. She was an older lady pass her prime. After she raised her children single-handedly and they became unfortunate b*stards, she felt worthless. One daughter went off to college and got enlightened by her chalky professor only to end up in his bed every night. But hey, at least she had someone to teach her about writing feminine poetry and to put the hat on for the professor to find her beautiful. She had too many knots going on for it to be naturally carefree.

The son was an unfortunate case as well. He dropped out and daddy couldn't tell him to stay. I think his dad's phone privileges got revoked. Anyway, the son got caught up in that life and was attacking people for no good reason. Stupid nikka moment shyt. Listen to his buddies talk though, he was fighting the good fight because nobody cared about them and they had to become an unit just to survive. He was very angry and felt like a woman should never be what his mother was and he shouldn't be what his father was while still being like his father. He really didn't want any women though, deep down inside, he enjoyed being happy with his homies wishing they could be silky Remy as well and not understanding why someone would want to divorce Jay-Z. "He's too good a man" they say and boy, do they ever wish they could have him.

I think he posts on The Coli nowadays.

I'll miss that ol' lady. He didn't have to do her like that. She could have been hydrated properly. She didn't need to understand vwls.

 

[Slystallion]

Thanks. It's okay. She was an older lady pass her prime. After she raised her children single-handedly and they became unfortunate b*stards, she felt worthless. One daughter went off to college and got enlightened by her chalky professor only to end up in his bed every night. But hey, at least she had someone to teach her about writing feminine poetry and to put the hat on for the professor to find her beautiful. She had too many knots going on for it to be naturally carefree.

The son was an unfortunate case as well. He dropped out and daddy couldn't tell him to stay. I think his dad's phone privileges got revoked. Anyway, the son got caught up in that life and was attacking people for no good reason. Stupid nikka moment shyt. Listen to his buddies talk though, he was fighting the good fight because nobody cared about them and they had to become an unit just to survive. He was very angry and felt like a woman should never be what his mother was and he shouldn't be what his father was while still being like his father. He really didn't want any women though, deep down inside, he enjoyed being happy with his homies wishing they could be silky Remy as well and not understanding why someone would want to divorce Jay-Z. "He's too good a man" they say and boy, do they ever wish they could have him.

I think he posts on The Coli nowadays.

I'll miss that ol' lady. He didn't have to do her like that. She could have been hydrated properly. She didn't need to understand vwls.

her life reads like it was some primetime drama episode on tv, don't dwell on it man go out and meet people